Thursday, August 23, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Is It a Herd of Unicorn? Nope, it's GOP in Kingstree !!
I went out on the road to search for help in the District for Rudy, and I went to Brown's BBQ - excellent spicy BBQ ! In fact, I didn't realize I passed the Schoolhouse in Scranton to eat there.
Anyway, the joke I always heard was that if you put a $100 bill on the intersection of 52 and 261 in Kingstree, who would get it - Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, A Democrat or a Republican?? The answer? The Democrat, because the other three don't exist there. Sorry.
Truth is, Williamsburg County is 35% Republican - not Red by any means, but better than most think. Barbara Mishoe is working to cultivate and motivate the base. Restarting a county party is a tall order, but my best wishes to her to achieve that. I'll help any way I can.
What happened to 'The Strong Arm' ?? Akim Anastopoulo of Charleston, is now "Extreme Akim" the Judge on 'An Eye for an Eye' - a court show so stupid , that it makes Judge Judy look downright cerebral.
Maybe, it's Kato Kaelin being the sidekick, maybe it's Morpheus the Bailiff, or maybe it's the rulings - 'I hereby order you to wrestle each other in creamed corn" - that's bad. To think I used to pass this knucklehead's office on Orleans Dr. everyday, and this guy's doing this now.
We really should take those TV attorney's seriously though.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
No, I'm not meeting up for a 'nooner' - Big Political News Manana, as our friends of Fidel would say. Check in late Tuesday or Weds. AM for details............
Sunday, August 12, 2007
I'm not sure if this is my kid or not, but if I had one, my kid would probably be like this....
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Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Jim On the Green With His Grandson.... Your Next Congressman in 2028 !!
Did anyone read the article in The State about Jim and his Man Love for Golf? Unbelievable!! This article must have been 5 pages long. That thing spanned his entire life , and it's relation to Golf. Stunning.....
Old Jim has ten tournaments scheduled this break - even Tiger Woods only hs six!! Truly Jim is living the retirees lifestyle already - and he should. He is 67 now, and he should enjoy his time. However, that doesn't mean we should be paying for it while he works on his handicap - some handicaps can't be fixed.
The man pulls a 50k a year pension from his old patronage job with the State, and he's already served hi way to another one in DC. All this while he now does less for us, and more for Jim. There was a real nice article in the Columbia City Paper about the noticeable loss of focus for his constituents, while he builds a Shrine to himself. Maybe next year will be a referendum on Jim, and a lot of eyes will be opened. But I doubt it. What happened to those articles anyway??
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
500 Posts...... Maybe It's Time to Give it Up.
Boy, I sure pissed off everyone on 499, eh? Anyway, the first one to tell me who wrote the song 'My Galaxie' wins $500 and a 'Throw Me to the Lesbians' t-shirt. In case you don't make the connection with the car, it's a Galaxie 500.
Is it me, or rather than making me famous, is my blog making me infamous? I'm Vice Chair of the County GOP, but the Chair doesn't call or ask for help. I'm a Co-Chair of the Giuliani Campaign, but the chair doesn't call me to tell me Rudy's coming to town in a week. It's getting a bit boring on the outside here. If I were rich, at least I'd be called eccentric. Oh well.
Time to take inventory.... Is this blog becoming redundant , or do I still have juice. Do me a favor, don't bother posting if you are going the anonymous route - have some guts please.