By now, you've probably seen the commercials for 'The Bucket List", starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. It's about two terminally ill guys who decide to make up a list of things to do before they die, then do it. After thinking about it in my own odd way, I decided to make up a list of things that I wouldn't care if I NEVER did again before I died, which I call my "Fuck It List".... I'm sure there are penty I forgot, but feel free to add your own in the comments.......
I WILL NEVER:
Jump out of an airplane
star in a porno
watch jai-Alai
Miss seeing John Edwards 'Pink House in Seneca' commercial
buy a 52 inch widescreen HDTV
eat liver
miss getting 50 Ron Paul mailers
watch Oprah
believe a Democrat that says 'Invest in education'
be able to keep Rocket from chewing up everything
wait for Britney Spears to clean up her act
run for office again....
.
i know a place in houston for a thousand bucks you can star in your on porn movie and you get to keep a copy
ReplyDeleteyo moye...whats the name of that place??? i'm in! and i catually know a girl in Houston that might look it up and go do it!
ReplyDeleteok...i will never:
get laid again at this rate.
ditto on the John Edwards spots.
eat pizza ok, major lied.
believe George Bush.
believe any politician.
get to star with Britney Spears in a porn in Houston.
have sex with Hillary Clinton.
have sex with Bill Clinton.
watch entertainment tonight.
watch maury.
watch jerry.