Are you at home or work right now, and you need to kill five minutes? We're always glad to help. Welcome to another stupid, completely moronic idea: The Love Calculator.
Yes, these good people have taken the most inexplicable subject in the world, and determined the probablility of the relationship working. It's all based on one simple thing - your name.
Don't ask how or why, because "Dr. Love" there isn't giving away his secret recipe or any of the 11 herbs and spices used to make the calculation. It's his ancient Chinese secret. Actually, i don't know where Dr. Love is from... Simply put in your name, and the name of your spouse or potential mate, and the percentage of success is given. I took the time to enter a few names of some women we've had on the blog here recently. Here's how we did.......
Megan Fox - 23%.
Lindsay Lohan - 31%
Stephanie Courtney (Flo from Progressive) - 74%
Sarah Palin - 78%
Christa Woomer (Planters Peanut Lady) - 88%
Lauren Lowrey from TV 15 - 89%
Damn, I knew her leaving town was a bad thing... I think it's pretty amazing that Sarah Palin and I would match, considering she is married.... If you have the nerve, take the test and let us know how you match up!
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Me...
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox: 48%...too young, i'll take Sarah. she's got enough experience for me.
Lindsay Lohan: 67%...i score with a lesbian. that's pretty strong dude!
Stephanie Courtney: 22%...Flo blows.
Sarah Palin: 93%...I'm bangin' that Gilf.
Christa Woomer: 49%...no peanuts for me.
Lauren Lowry: 39%...keep heading for Ohio baby.
McCain...44%
ReplyDeleteObama...75%
Santa...56%
I'm pretty happy with the outcome.
I like it, Anon. Does this mean that Santa has a better shot at being President too? You did forget the Easter Bunny and Jesus...
ReplyDeletejesus...59%
ReplyDeletewtf
ReplyDelete"Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between anonymous and jesus has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other. "
ReplyDeleteSounds like you need to talk to Jesus more, and hash some stuff out. I do it all the time. I'll talk to him for you again if you don't want to.
ReplyDeleteWhat about you and the Easter Bunny?
72%
ReplyDeleteObama seems to be the best choice for a lot of things haha
Yeah, but that means the Easter Bunny would make a good VP candidate. You thinking of going for a little swirl action?? I've never seen you even talk to a black guy...OK, one.
ReplyDeleteYea, but ya never know. You know what the old saying is "Once you go you never come back"
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I think the easter bunny is much more prepared to be a VP than somebody else I now.
"haha" was supposed to be attaced to the end of that message also.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I'm almost convinced that 'haha' is code speak for 'F You" to me...
ReplyDeleteBTW what % did I get with you? A big fat zero, I'm sure..
I'd rather have you on our team, and as far as VP goes, you're vote isn't being swayed by your noonie ??? Which reminds me - are you registered yet?
noonie?
ReplyDeleteand no, I'm not registered. So I really don't have any room to talk trash.
o yea
ReplyDelete57%
your a smidge better than santa. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I just looked up noonie...hahaha
ReplyDeleteWell, at least I beat McCain.. Here's what I'm reading "A msidge better than Santa. FU, FU, FU, FU !!!! Kidding.
ReplyDeleteHey, I had the voter registration form ready for you - stamped and everything. Go online and register, stoopid !! Do like P. Diddy says - Vote or Die.
Not that I don't appreciate it, but why are you being nice to me now ?
BTW, if I am the reason for being 'Bummed" I apologize for any residual effects of last week. I am on your side, and I always do the right thing - eventually.
I realized that I was way to harsh. I flipped initially because I felt that I was being made out wrong. I think it means alot that you would still want to be friends even though alot of stuff you knew about me was a lie. I have my excuses, but I wont blog them right now.
ReplyDeleteAnd...I like your blogs (sometimes)
As long as I don't blog negatively about lesbians, strippers, or lesbian strippers, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteI always knew you were a reasonable person, and I'm sure you'll reach me to talk about it sometime. It's all fine.
I have to tell you one thing. I hate you. I REALLY, REALLY HATE YOU.... Maybe not, but you drive me crazy sometimes..
For the rest of you who thought that I was being 'played', I told you so. Never doubt my judgement of things here...
ReplyDeleteIf you're back, it's nice to have you.
its okay to hate me, I'm used to it. I gotta go eat dinner...we'll chit chat later
ReplyDeleteYou know I don't...... Spaghetti again ??
ReplyDeleteBobby, I said I left the door open. Just read it. She felt attacked, shot back at me, but thought about it, and we'll figure something out.
ReplyDeleteThings can't, and WILL NOT be the same as before. We'll talk about it like adults, and work it out.
I'll be over in a few, and we'll talk about it.
For those of you keeping score...
ReplyDelete1. Barack Obama
2. Easter Bunny
3. Jesus
4. Me
5. Santa Claus
6. John McCain