Saturday, November 01, 2008

Ever Heard Of Someone Getting a DUI On a Zamboni? Now You Have....

Driving the Zamboni...... Spongebob Drunkpants !!

Yes, it is Election weekend, but who says we can't have a little fun.. For those of you who are hockey challenged, a Zamboni machine is a device that they use on ice rinks to scrape up the top of the ice, and to flatten and smooth it out. It's a huge behemoth of a machine, which you can time it's 100 yard dash with a calendar......

Everyone wants to drive the Zamboni, but only a selsct few have the honor, which is why the Zamboni driver must be on his/her best behavior at all times. The woman driving the Zamboni in Kingsville, Ontario - where Hockey Is Life - forgot about this. She decided to pound some Vodka, leave it in her pocket, and go out on the ice...

It was a rough ride, and I don't mean she went up San Juan Hill with Teddy Roosevelt and Moye's great-great uncle......She hit the boards multiple times, missed huge areas on the ice, drove erratically, and at one point, she stopped the machine and slumped over the steering wheel... When she finally got off the ice, an off-duty police Sergeant arrested her for impaired operation of a motor vehicle. She also received a 5 minute misconduct penalty...

Why does everyone want to drive the Zamboni? Just watch ths clip. These guys are CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVVsPDnz7a0

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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Wowsers!

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  2. Yep, those Zamboni guys are a different breed..

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  3. Anonymous7:55 PM

    I thought Zamboni was an Italian dish...

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  4. Anonymous8:20 PM

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  5. Mike - you shouldn't drive one of those things after you've been drinking.

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  6. Hey, it's good practice.... If you can drive a Zamboni while drunk, you can drive anything.

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  7. Anonymous7:45 AM

    Please don't, I have children on the road.

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  8. I'll warn you ahead of time, so you can lock 'em up first!

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  9. Anonymous9:56 PM

    next time in greeleyville i will show you his grave

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