Finally, A Toyota That You Don't Have to Worry About the Accelerator Sticking On...

When you customer base is worried about your car inadvertantly going 100 MPH, what do you do? You make a car that goes no more than 4 MPH - pedal to the metal!! Introducing the Toyota Cowrolla ....Delightfully Tacky in a Third World Kind of Way. I'd like to take credit for this, but I got it from my old Boss, and diehard Republican, Charles Saverance. Word is, Saverance Family Auto Center doesn't have one on the lot yet, but we have a feeling you might be able to make one of these yourself, if you REALLY want one.....



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