100 Years Later, and the Immigration Debate Still Sounds the Same..

I got this from a friend, who shall remain nameless, since he holds public office. It is from a 1907 speech by Teddy Roosevelt. Sound familiar?

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

This was right about the time both my grandfathers came from Italy. They worked, paid their taxes, and learned English. This was a time where nothing in their lives was a given. No free health care, no welfare - nothing. It's ironic that exactly 100 years later, that the argument is exactly the same, but it sounds so much worse now. Why? Because too much is given to illegal aliens.

America is getting fat, happy and lazy. Work is not expected from anyone, and innovation is frowned upon by government. It appears that by the end of my generation, we will turn into a welfare state, and America will no longer be the world power it once was. Count on it....

Bobby Comes to State Senator's Rescue.... I-20 to be Renamed In His Honor..

Yes, our Bobbo is a real Good Samaritan - a true American Hero!! Well, maybe he's just a nice guy. Today, our guy was driving down I-20 back from Columbia, when he saw a motorist stranded on the side of the road. Bob checked with him to make sure he was okay, and the guy said he was fine, and that AAA was on the way. The man thanked him , and gave him his card......it was State Senator Dick Elliott!

Of course, Bobby had no idea who he was - politics just isn't his gig. What made me laugh was that Bobby thought he was an elderly man in trouble. How old is Elliott??

My question today is: What would you say if you had Dick Elliott stuck on the side of the road, and he needed your help? Would you make him join the GOP? Have him sign a statement admitting I-73 really isn't needed? Make him rename Dick Elliott Highway after you? Give you a free pass to all the B&C amusement parks?

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It's Not Easy Working at the DOT Lately.......

Times are tough nowadays at the SC Dept. of Transportation. Tens of millions of dollars in wasted spending, possible book-fixing, legal troubles, and being the poster boy for everything that is wrong with State Government - the SCDOT is getting hit from all sides. And it's taking it's toll.......

Word is that morale among it's employees is at an all-time low. The everyday Joe's that work for the DOT do their jobs well, it's hard to be happy when your bosses are screwing up things so badly. As bad as it is for those guys, it's worse up top.

The DOT Board of Commissioners are under constant attack. What was once viewed as a top level government job is now looked upon as a laughingstock. " Back in the good old days, I got lunch for free anywhere in the state. Now , I get picked on at the Kroger by stock boys." Another put it more bluntly: " I just tell people that I'm a Crack Whore.... I'm too embarrassed."

How much worse will it get? Perhaps painting the trucks from OSHA yellow to camouflage would help. Or changign the name from DOT to MTV or CMT or something more likeable. Here's a thought: Get the crooks and politicians out of the agency, and get some people who actually know how it works in there. Good Luck , Governor Sanford - keep using that broom!

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Does the Black Community Really Want a Black President ???

"You may have the looks, Junior, but I've got the cash !!"

I was reading the T&D's butt-lick article on Barack Obama's visit to Orangeburg last week. In the comments section there was an interesting comment by someone who felt that many AA politicians, including Jim Clyburn, do not really want an AA President for various reasons.

I kind of blew this off for a minute, but then the announcement that the Clinton campaign is kicking 10k a month to Sen. Darrell Jackson's consulting company. This answered a question I had yesterday, when I asked how they got her to come to Florence. Sen. Jackson's partner in the firm is State Rep. and former Florence County Councilman Terry Alexander. How do I know this? I ran into Jackson and Alexander at the Statehouse two years ago, and Alexander told me so. Straight from the horse's mouth. I don't forget ANYTHING.

So, there is a little fire where the smoke is. While Obama is getting the attention of young and female voters (both Black and White) , Clinton is doing it via the 'Trickle-Down' Method. That is, pay the mouthpieces and powerbrokers of the black community, and let them take care of the rest. Jackson, Alexander and Robert Ford appear to be on board already. How well will it work? That remains to be seen. Bill Clinton is often referred to as "America's First Black President ", but Hillary doesn't really have the same clout. So while Obama is undoubtedly more black than Clinton, the question remains....... Is Obama black enough - or is it green enough?

And what of the Carolina Kingmaker? Well, Whipmaster Jim is playing it coy right now. He did introduce Obama at his appearance, but there was an interesting twist. The appearance was at Claflin, not across the street at Clyburn's alma mater, SC State. Not pushing the man in front of his home crowd says a lot. Looks to me like Bubba's willing to help Obama out a bit, but Jim follows the bread, and Hillary's got it in spades. Funnier things have happened, and Clyburn is in a no win situation by picking either, so he will not throw his weighty support ( you can get John Kerry's opinion on the size of that weight) for either - at least not yet.

It is a fact that there are many people out there who make very good livings by throwing stones at the Male White Establishment - real or not. They can complain endlessly when the man in charge is a white guy, but can you keep complaining if the person is the same race? Makes it a lot harder for Jesse, Jim, Al and the like... It really is an interesting argument. One would think that if you want someone who understands the black experience, there would be only one candidate. However, money talks and BS (or in this case, idealism) walks. Good luck, Barack! I don't think Gilda Cobb-Hunter has thrown her support anywhere yet.

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Jet Blue Announces It's Customers Bill of Rights....

Another Jet Blue Plane....... Still Stuck on the Runway..

Yep, Jet Blue dropped the ball bigtime this week. I definitely would not want to spend 10 hrs. on the tarmac if it's snowing. Blue has had a sterling reputation for customer service, and I guess they are trying to take steps to retain that standing. They're giving the customers some cash and they're now releasing their Customer Bill of Rights. Here are the first few Amendments:

1. We'll stop De-icing the plane so we can take off faster.

2. Unlimited free peanuts and Open Bar.

3. Flight Attendants will take a poll of customers whether to take off or not.

4. Softer T.P. in the john.

5. Customers may "cane" or "Paddle" any member of Jet Blue's staff if not satisfied with their service. CEO is not included.

6. You may stop at ANY city while flying between cities. Simply pull the rope on the side, and the plane will land in the nearest city.

7. Jet Blue will disregard all carry-on requirements of the FAA on it's flights. Bring those automatic weapons and chuck sticks anytime !

8. If a pilot refuses to take a plane off after the customer poll, any customer will be allowed to fly it. Note: You break it, you bought it!

9. Go ahead, take the TV home with you!

10. Meet your new flight attendant........ Brooke Burke!!

Geez... You Can't Swing a Dead Cat Without Hitting A Presidential Candidate This Week!!

Now we know how people in New Hampshire feel..... Man, has it been crazy the last couple weeks around here. Obama, Clinton, McCain, Brownback.... They're all coming to the Plametto State. Why? Because they have finally figured out that we're not kooks like in New England, and we don't hold a Caucus like Iowa ( what is the point of it?). And the scary part? They're even showing up here in Florence !

Yep, Hillary was in town today with her motorcade and Secret Service arresting anyone who wasn't holding a Hillary for President banner. She also was at Allen University , and would be finishing up at a tribute to Jim Clyburn in Charleston. Jim is being honored for ......... uh.... something. If anyone has an idea why, let me know.

Another candidate coming to town is Sen. John McCain. It's great that he's coming here, but I have a minor beef, and not with him. I have no idea where, when he'll be, and if I have to pay to see him. Why? Because no one has told me or anyone I know that he was coming. Why? Because our county party still hasn't figured this strange technology called E-Mail. Nope, we a 'Phone Chain", where you call two friends, and they call two friends, and so on, and so on.......

So, while I already can tell you who will be where in Columbia, Charleston, and even Spartanburg, I have no idea who is coming in my own backyard!! Time for my local party to get with the 21st Century.

SC6 Unveils It's Mole.........Chester, the Mouse in Nancy Pelosi's Office !

After months of exhaustive work, we announce our inside informant, Chester the Mouse. Chester has worked his way inside Nancy Pelosi's office on Capitol Hill, where he hides inside ina crack in the wall. A former Secret Service agent from the Reagan Administration, Chet has plenty of experience in Black Operations: Nicaragua, Iran-Contra, Eastern Europe, and most recently in the Middle East on ops we cannot discuss.

Through a chance encounter in the checkout aisle at a local Piggly Wiggly, we learned of Chester's availability. Chet jumped at the opportunity to serve, with only two stipulations: Cuban cigars, and that he get to keep the surveillance equipment when it's all over. That being said, we give you the first installment of Chester the Mouse's "Inside the Democratic Party Leadership."

Sure , know what you're wondering... How is a mouse going to survive in this office. Well, I've got plenty of equipment to live through even a nuclear winter. And as far as food, no problem! While most mice eat leftover crumbs, there's plenty to eat here. Ans nancy supplies it all! How? Two words: BINGE AND PURGE ...... Yep, Nancy does the old index finger hello, and I get all the food I need. How do you think she stays so thin??

Man oh Man, what a week! I finally get my gig set up, and right off the bat , the Dems are going crazy on Iraq, and it looks like the kook contingent is off and running. Nancy and the hippies from California are trying to not only get the vote through on he troops in Iraq, they're trying to stop funding the troops! Don't believe it? I was there....

Nancy's at her desk, rolling a fattie and wearing a peace button, when Steny Hoyer comes busting in, screaming at her. "I told the press that we weren't going to stop funding the troops, and during the hearings, that's what you're all saying is the next step?? What the hell are you trying to do to me???!!", says Hoyer. "I look like a big frickin' liar!!" Boy was he mad..

"Easy, baby... Don't be such a square , man! Said Pelosi. Big Brother has laid a trip on the people for way too long, man. You can line up with the babykillers and The Man, or you can be with us- The Pink Panthers ! " Hoyer got sick.......Great for me - more free food.

So this week's message? Don't believe the word "Redeployment" - those Dems are out to stop everything in Iraq. Gotta get in the bathroom - Nancy's ordering take out......

Britney Spears Shaves Her Head: It's Official, CUCKOO!! CUCKOO!!

Okay, it's time to start the Britney Watch: This is not a Photo Shop pic, Britjob went Oops, and shaved her Noggin. When you get separated, get your woo-woo shot on the internet during a night out with Paris and Lindsay , then go to rehab, leave rehab, get a couple tattoos and shave your head right on top of one another, then it's time to re-evaluate your life.

To be honest, I thought Britney would avoid all these pitfalls. She seemed to have better handlers than this, but I was extremely wrong. When you go from Pop Tart to Manson Family lookalike, you're on the wrong track. Sure Natalie Portman and Demi Moore shaved thier heads also, but those were for movie roles.

Fresh off of Anna Nicole Smith dying, maybe this could be a wakeup call for Britney to clean her act up. Brit, take a step back, be a Mom, and just try to be ordinary for a while. Tell the record company and your 50 clingers to kiss off, and sit on your millions and raise a family.

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Homewreckers for Everyone !! Moe's Comes to Florence !

Today was a great day for the city of Florence, as we had the Grand Opening of Moe's Southwest Grill in the Florence Mall, just off of Five Points. This was the biggest opening in town since.... well, since the Starbucks opened up next door a month ago.

I'm not a froo-froo coffee man, so I was looking forward to walking and hearing twenty people yell "WELCOME TO MOE'S !!!!". A Shane's Rib Shack will be opened next door soon. I'd been to the Moe's in West Ashley a bunch of times, so I was used to the yell, the oddly named menu, and the assembly line style service. A few people seemed a bit confused by the setup, but they'll get used to it.

I got the Homewrecker, and they gave me free chips for the road, but everything on the menu is good, and they even sell beer. Earl?

Now only if we could get some plants to come here too..............

In Memoriam: Snoop Dog 2000-2007.

Today was probably the hardest day I've had since my Mom passed away . I had to put Snoop, my best buddy and campaign mascot, to sleep today. We're not sure exactly what the cause was , but he ended up with a collapsed lung, which made it difficult for him to breathe. He had been a bit sick all week - not eating much, not quite as chipper as he usually was. Today though, I knew he was in trouble. He passed on his beloved Milk-Bonz, and then he became short of breath. The vet's tried to expand it back, but it didn't work. I sat there stunned as I watched my dog , who was playing 30 seconds earlier, short of breath and all, be put to rest - eyes still open.

I had Snoop since he was the size of my hand. In fact, he was a going away gift from my ex-wife, who left a week later. Everyone loved that dog. He was obedient, fun, and all he lived for was a bone, and to be pet. I'll miss watching him patrol the perimeter of the yard everytime he went out. I'll miss seeing him chase cats and squirrels, how he got excited at the words "Uncle Bobby" or "Wanna go Out?". I'll miss moving his bed from the living room to the bedroom, so he could sleep at my feet each night. I'll miss hearing his claws tick across the hardwood floors , and seeing him do his happy dance when I come home from work. I'll miss being 10 minutes late to work, waiting for him to finish his business. I'll miss him, period.......

This takes a little air out of my urge to be funny today, but life goes on, and I have lots of pictures and memories of my little buddy.

Snoop Dog - Canine, Best Friend, Presidential Candidate. Rest in Peace, Boobah!

SC6 Covert Operations Report: We Successfully Plant Our Mole Inside the Democratic Machinery.......

SC6 to Name It's Mole Monday, February 19th..........

After months of careful planning, we here at SC6 have received confirmation that our planted mole inside the Democratic Party leadership has been set. With it, we will be able to give you unabated, unfiltered, true access to what the Dems have in store for America. We'll be able to cut through the talking points and public stances, and reveal the inside skinny on their motivations - even their habits.......

Who is our Mole? Find out this Monday . Is it a he/she? A new intern? A disgruntled secretary? Secret Service? Who knows.... All the answers will come Monday, and that will just be the start, as our mole will periodically check in to deliver the latest poop in the Capitol. Should we be worried that they'll catch him/her? No way. Even when they know who he/she is , they won't be able to find him/her..... the mole is THAT GOOD.

Intrigued? You should be. Be there Monday for information from a political blog like you've never seen before.....................

This Week in Congress: Everyone on the Hill Gives Their Two Cents on Iraq - Some Eloquently, Some Uhhh.......

I've been watching C-SPAN for the last two days after work, to get an opportunity to hear some of America's best speak on President Bush's proposal to increase the troops in Iraq by 21,500. Most of the speeches are okay, some were pretty bad (Reps. Capps and Fortenberry - stay home next time).

This will continue for the next couple days, as each member will get 5 minutes to voice his or her opinion. And like crackheads that can't stay off the rock, Congress can't stay away from the microphone on C-SPAN. What I would have liked to see is a forum like the old high school math contests - put the best 3 of each team on the panel to argue the point. If the GOP would jut have let John McHugh(R-NY) and Dave Reichert(R-WA) speak only, America would have a good idea of why we are there. But everyone HAS to talk, and the quality in the message gets washed up and diluted.

After 4 years, it's funny how facts get a little eschewed over time. Here's a few points that I think have been forgotten over time.

1. By removing troops from Iraq, we would be evacuating, not redeploying .

2. We did not go into Iraq because they WMD's or that they were tied to Al-Qaeda. It was because Saddam Hussein refused the UN weapons inspectors access to checking for WMD's, thus creating a threat to other nations, including the US.

3. You cannot lay the blame solely on President Bush and not General Petraeus, when the plan Bush is pushing is Petraeus' plan. If you do so, you are not support both of them.

4. The current situation in Iraq is not Civil War. It is a war that is fed by terrorist groups worldwide, along with the governments of Syria and Iran. It is a sample platter of freedom vs. terrorism.

5. Winning the House and Senate in November was not a mandate to leave Iraq.

Like anyone else, I'd like to see our men and women come home. Right before the election, everyone seemed to be on the same page that 2007 was the make or break year. Unfortunately, the Democratic leadership has gone haywire, and just decided that cut and running is patriotic. None of the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group (including my nuclear option) has had time to be implemented, so give them that time to implement them. If it doesn't change, then it is time for re-evaluation.

Happy Valentine's Day , Or As I Call It - February 14th..

So Earl, did you send that girl anything for VD - I mean Valentine's Day? I'm really bummed out today since I didn't have anyone to celebrate with. Bummed out that I didn't get to blow $60 on roses, $15 on candy, $50 on dinner, and a couple hundred more on jewelry, or a day of beauty, or some other gift just to try and prove that I love someone.

Oh, I forgot the card too. Guys, do you love your lady? Well, just be a kind, attentive and caring man, and you won't have to overspend to show her you care. Do a better job the other 364 days, and today will be just February 14th. I know, easy for me to say........

Kudos and condolences to Bobby, who pulled a major coup of romance by getting Billy Joel tickets FOR FREE tonight, only to have his wife's boss make her stay OT, causing them to miss the show. To the boss at Jackson Hewitt - you are a big putz. If it was my wife, I probably would have yanked her out of that BS job, and kicked your stupid butt on the way out......

You Can't Bring Toothpaste on a Plane, but Cheez Wiz Is Okay ??

In preparation of my impending trip to ....... wherever, I went onto the TSA's website, to find out more of their new restrictions. It is really eyeopening, and in true Federal Government fashion, it makes you wonder the board was thinking when they decided what was safe, and what not allowed.

Now, the restrictions are for carry-on bags only, so you don't need a 3 oz. shampoo and bodywash in a ziplock for a 2 week vacation - good thing! I would've gotten pretty gamey with no 'poo or soap. So, as long as you put it in the check-in bag, feel free to bring that Costco 3 gallon Pert Plus along for the trip.

So , as a public service , SC6 would like to pass on this list of Can's and Can'ts:

OK in Carry-On.

Shampoo, deodorant, bubble bath, hair gel, eye drops and saline, lip gloss, foundation, mascara, makeup remover,mouthwash , nail polish, and toothpaste. all must be 3 oz. or less.....

Soda bought after security, baby formula, breast milk, Jell-O, pudding, Peanut Butter, Cheez Whiz, Whipped Cream and Yogurt - 3 oz. or less. Rules are rules, but any condiment that assists with the Mile High Club is apparently still acceptable.

And the Odd....... Corkscrews, Cigar Cutters, Screwdrivers, Nail Files, Scissors, Transformer Robots, Pliers and Spray Paint. Guess the TSA never watched McGyver or The Shawshank Redemption.............

Carry-On No-No's......

Knives, Box Cutters, Ice Picks, Sabers (Light or otherwise), Swords, baseball bats, hockey sticks, Bow & Arrows, Ski poles, pool cues, spear guns, cricket bats, lacrosse sticks, Pistols, BB guns, pellet guns, dynamite, gun powder, saws, billy clubs, black jacks, brass knuckles, mace, kubatons, night sticks, nunchucks, throwing stars, hand grenades, gasoline, bleach, tear gas and fire extinguishers... but you see, I need the dynamite and lacrosse sticks to keep my kid entertained.......

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Why People Move Down South..............

Thanks, Martha!

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My Return to Politics: Florence County GOP Meeting..

I finally attended a political function, when I went to the Florence GOP Meeting last night. The keynote speaker was Jason Miller, Gov. Sanford's Deputy Chief of Staff , and a big Mike Reino fan.........I think.

Miller's focus was to round up support for reorganization of the State's agencies, and it's elected positions. It was interesting to see him assault the DOT for it's recent failures, while watching a Senator's Chief of Staff squirm a bit. I hate to see it, but it appears that the Senate is still hellbent on stopping any sensible legislation that might lessen their power. Too bad.

I'm not sure what my position in the local party is, now that I'm not running for office. I had a few 'Whatcha doing now"'s, but it was pretty quiet. I had more comments on the blog that anything else, mostly positive - as long as you consider "throwing vinegar in ( enter name here)'s eyes" a positive statement - which I do.

The funny part is seeing some people jump out of the woodwork now that their seats are up for grabs again. No one shows up to meetings, fundraisers or anything else for 2 or 3 years, then they show up on Opening Day. I'm not sure if I'll be going for a position or not. Publish your comments here. Would I be more effective as a party insider, or am I better as a "Wild Card" ?

Airport '07: House Speaker Hijacks Her Own 757 ??

Air Pelosi: Fly the Fiendly Skies !!

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Prince's Halftime Puppet Show........

Yeah, it's late. But there's been a lot to do this week. Far more interesting than the Super Bowl commercials, was the Halftime Show featuring Prince. The artist, formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, played in the not so purple rain for 20 minutes. Even if he wasn't at his best, at least he left people talking afterwards.

While people talked most about his Dr. Seuss-like pee-pee behind the big sheet, I was wondering why a musician with 25 years of hits under his belt was playing CCR, Jimi Hendrix and Foo Fighters covers? I was looking forward more to hearing anything than him play other people's songs. Big let down, Prince. Now about that Snickers commercial............

Why No One Stays in Upstate New York For Long.... 7 Feet High and Counting.........

Oswego, NY - the town where I graduated college - made news nationwide when the heavens dumped nearly seven feet of snow on it this week, and it hasn't and will not stop through the weekend. By the time it is over, forecasts have the total amounts to top TEN FEET! This is a picture of King Hall, where the alumni offices are - or at least were...

Oswego lies right on the southeast banks of Lake Ontario, where the winds constantly whip, and the lake effect snow can pile up. For those of you who have never experienced Lake effect snow, or it's nasty brother - The White Out - you have missed Mother Nature at her finest. The moist lake air meets the cold dry air on land, and POOF - Snow, and lots of it. Usually, the wind blows so strong, that the snow doesn't land until it's 10-20 miles down the road, but not this time.

Once, it snowed about three feet during finals. I guess I knew it was time to get out of Dodge when I was working in Rochester, and it snowed 17 inches one morning. It took me 2 hours to drive to work (to sell vacuums no less), and they want me to go out and work in that mess. As soon as it thawed, I left. Is it any wonder my college has 200 alumni in South Carolina alone?? Snow is nice around Christmas and New Years, but after 5 months , it has a habit of wearing you out.

Oh yeah.... SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING !!!!!!!!!

SC6 Consumer Alert: Easy-Bake Ovens Are Recalled.... Meth Labs Are Up in Arms !!

Hasbro has put out a recall on nearly 1 million Easy-Bake ovens made in the past year. According to reports, there is a possibility of small children getting their hands stuck in them, causing possible burns. Another life lesson will be stopped - don't put your hand in an oven! Oh well.

What was more stunning to me was the fact that 1 million of these babies have been sold in just over a year. Have you seen any kids with an Easy-Bake oven? I thought they stopped making these years ago. That got me to thinking...... who are buying these puppies?

Knowing the ingenuity that some illegal drug makers have to produce the stuff, it wouldn't surprise me if they were being purchased wih the intent of making crack and crystal meth. The final step of the process in the production is cooking the mixture, and that little bulb might make a good little heater. In my life , I've seen addicts smoke through engine parts, apples, tin cans - even roll tin foil around a pencil! It wouldn't surprise me if none of the Easy-Bake ovens were sent back in, because there's too much crack residue inside of them..

So, my advice is if you have a niece with the Easy-Bake oven, tell her to send it back for retrofitting. On the other hand, if your 19-year old cousin has one, you might want want to give him the NA number.