
Yes, there have been plenty of women in my life, but only two have ever worn the crown. Actually, one wore it, and the other had it, but was smart enough to decline !! And as coincidence would have it, they have their birthday on consecutive days. Congrats, ladies.....
Tomorrow, my ex, Nicole, will be 34 . I haven't seen much of her since we broke up, but she did surprise me for my 40th birthday, and we got along fine. Yeah, I could have been a much better husband, but when everyone ends up okay, why bother arguing? We never really fought much anyway - which some may misconstrue as not caring. She's happy, I'm happy, life is good.....
Meanwhile, today is Ms. X's 24th birthday. No, I won't be there. Truth be known, we've always just been friends...... I've tried, but she's not dumb enough to fall for my bullshit. She's taking a sabbatical from Mike Reino again right now, and hopefully focusing on school - at least she better be... It's happened before, so I'm used to time without Princess.
Last year, I spent so much for her birthday that the person she was dating called me at 4AM to complain. Guess I deserved it, which is probably why I'm not around for this year's birthday. Above all, she is a friend. She's told me once or twice that she's not a good person, but I disagree. I still think you are SO COOL....All that aside, I didn't go overboard this year. I did buy one gift that was $20, and the other was free.....
Let's play a game today....... Guess what the free gift is. Here are a few clues:
1. Like I said , it costs nothing.
2. It's only good for a few weeks, then it's no good.
3. It's smaller than a breadbox.
4. It has NO monetary value.
5. Everyone should have one, but they don't use it.....
6. The only time most people use it is in November - if ever.
Happy Birthday, Ladies !! No picking on me today...
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