
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Today's Quote: Firm Heart...And Other Things

Because We Couldn't Wait Til Sunday....
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
I Don't Think We'll Get 62 Comments On This One.


Sunday, May 09, 2010
SC6's Musical Fix For The Week...

To close out our programming for the weekend, we give you Weezer's 'Hash Pipe'. You have to love a band named after a Little Rascals character. This is by far my favorite song of theirs. I learned it at least eight years ago, and waited for any band I was in to ask if I new any other songs. It finally happened last Summer with Ambedexrus. I got them all into it, we kicked ass - and then I left for New York....
As good as this song is, the video kinda sucks - and for good reason. Weezer was in a contract dispute with Warner Bros., they had to record one more album, and this was it. The band just wanted out, and Warners didn't promote it... Weezer sat out the rest of their contract, and came back as the band you hear all over the radio now. Hope you enjoy it...
We'll be off on Wednesday this week, so check in for any new stuff we have to talk about.... See you then!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BGLtqqkVI
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SC6 Goes the Outlaw Blog Route ??
Well, They DID Call Me 'El Guapo' In College ....
I did consider saying 'SC6 Goes the Rouge Blog Route', but we try to avoid any tie-ins with Sarah Palin at this point.... So, what exactly am I talking about here? Well, we've noticed a few things in recent months. Some of it goes back a year or two, and some of it is relatively new, but it appears that the SCGOP and some of it's flunkies at the local level have decided that I am tainted goods - Pariah Carey, you might say.
No, we were never the darling of the party, but my recent dustup over not being contacted by anyone over a '6th District Event' seems to have started an unofficial boycott of yours truly... I pull no punches.. Yes, I wrote on P-Luv's blog that I was pissed off and considered writing a post called 'F**k the SCGOP' - uhh, but I didn't. Well, someone pulled that comment, and had the kindness to forward it to everyone they knew in the party, including all the county chairs in the 6th District. None of them have had the cajones to ask me about it, or beg me to resign - they've just asked everyone else to ask me. Courage comes is many forms, and this isn't one of them...
What most have done instead is to just monitor my blog for dirt, but ingore me in all other cases. Whatever good I usually do for the party,which is a lot actually, isn't asked for anymore. And all events that I probably would or should be asked to help in get blown off too - even if I offer to help. Yeah, they're using other blogs to try and get their stuff out, but everyone knows that I'm the one who started Pee Dee political blogging, I'm the one who actually cares about it, and I have the numbers to back it all up....
Granted, i'm not speaking of all people in the party. Those who read SC6 and ask for my asisstance know who you are - keep it coming. But, when Wes Donahue quits doing PNN, and suddenly, my blog posts stop getting linked, you know someone has decided that I'm damaged goods - The Bad Boy Blogger From Florence, as Katherine Jenerette so correctly put it....
No big poop here, folks. Do I need the SCGOP? Hell no. Do they need me? Not at all - they can always find someone to be their cheerleader, even if they call them RINO's 24/7..... In fact, this could be the best thing. Not that I ever stopped from criticizing anyone, but people can wrongly think that I'm a stooge for the Party. Nothing is further from the truth, and that's why people read this stupid blog of mine..... SC6 is still a top blog in South Carolina, despite all the obstacles that should have made it disappear almost a year ago. We try to be fun, intelligent, and fun all at the same time, but honesty is what got us here, and that's what it will always be - your independent REPUBLICAN Voice of Reason....
In the meantime, we muse about the meaning of the word Plethora, turning 40, and getting women to 'open their flower'.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6E682C7Jj4
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Happy Birthday, Snake !!

The Mother Of All Fuzzy Thoughts .....

Today's Quote: America(ns) First
We LOVE America !!!!
'The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exult the just pride of Patriotism, more than any appellation derived from local discriminations.'
-George Washington.
What is GW talking about? Although it's just to take pride in being a South Carolinian, or an Irish-American, or Italian-American...... The most important thing to keep in ming is we are ALL Americans, and we should remember that first. It seems we only look at it that way in times of crisis. Everyone should be proud - unless you're from Michigan, right Bobbo? BTW, we don't know who this hottie is....... but we'll find out.
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Cartoons of the Week: BP (Big Problem)

Thursday, May 06, 2010
Who Suddenly Gave the NBA Their Balls Back?

The big news in sports-politics this week is the decision of the Phoenix Suns to put 'Los Suns' on their jerseys for last night's playoff game, in protest of Arizona's new immigration bill. Hey, at least it's smarter than boycotting Arizona Iced Tea, which is made in Brooklyn.
Right or wrong, we're just surprised a bit that the NBA hasn't gone ape shit over the whole thing. Sports leagues have gotten so Nazi-like about dress codes (sneakers, wearing suits, tucking in shirts, etc.) that renaming a team for a night seems like something they'd go nuts over. then again, Arizona is heavily populated with Mexicans - some of whom have to be fans - that they'd let it slide. Is anyone surprised? Guess I shouldn't be....
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Turning to Terrorism From a Bad Economy?
He Looked Happy On His Facebook Page ......
Being here in New York while the latest terror attempt went on has been pretty interesting. It's the top story by far, and everyone here is relieved that Faisal Shahzad was picked up by police before he was able to get out of the US. For those of you who don't know how he was caught, he scratched off the VIN number on the Pathfinder he bought - but didn't know the VIN is also on the engine block as well. That got authorities in touch with the seller of the car, who gave them Shahzad's info. Case closed....
The question that everyone asks is 'Why?'. Most of the time, the culprit has some long-term agenda of hatred against the United States, but from all accounts, Shahzad doesn't fit that profile. The guy had a family, friends, and worked in the US three years before September 11th, with no signs of this type of behavior. In short, he's like most of the Muslim-Americans that I know. The amount of info they had on him in 24 hours was sick - his education, job history, marriage info, home purchase - even where he shopped all the time. It's no different than you or I. So, what happened?
This is the scary part. Shahzad had pretty steady employment for a while, but never distinguished himself, and his string was starting to run out. He lost his home, he ran out of money. Basically, he was running into the same thing that millions of people are fighting now - the battle to survive in America. Somehow, Shahzad just viewed his troubles not as his own fault, but as America's. Most of us just piss and moan, then keep battling. Shahzad decided to volunteer to be a pawn for terrorists.
It's crazy that people's viewpoints get so twisted, but it happens I guess. You and I continue on, but Shahzad and losers like him (Oswald, Sirhan, Ray, etc.) decide that someone has to pay. Fortunately, Shahzad's was as good a bomber as he was a financial analyst, so his plan literally went up in smoke. Still, it's classic - Bad Times turn many Good People into bad ones....
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At Least the Car Insurance Is Still Cheap ...
I Hope The Corolla's Wearing Protection .... Uh, I Mean HAS Insurance
Never let it be said that we don't try to look at things on the bright side for you, my fellow South Carolinians... Yes, the schools are quite sub-par, the unemployment rate is 13%, the stock market dropped 1000 points in a few hours, 95 degree weather and humidity are around the corner, and you're suffering under the leadership of a spendthrift Federal and State government. So, where's the good news? Uhhh, we don't have any......
Wait, wait, we almost forgot...... South Carolina is still a pretty decent place to have car insurance. You wnat totally f**ked? Try Louisiana. They have all the bad news of SC, plus an oil spill that threatens all the wildlife in the area - and they have the WORST car insurance rates in America. South Carolina came in at 41st . Consider yourselves blessed.....
Yes, despite all the uninsured motorists driving around the Palmetto State, the average policy is only $1182, about $250 per year less than the National average. Down on the Bayou, it costs over $2500, $400 more than the second crappiest place to have a car (and live) - wait for it.................... MICHIGAN! Surprised? Neither were we. Why? Legislation, of course. Louisiana only allows jury trials for cases over $50,000 , so any fender bender ends up being settled for - you guessed it - $49,000. Michigan's is a bit more complicated - and dumber.
Michigan is the only state in the US to offer UNLIMITED medical benefits for car insurance claim victims. The insurance company pays the first $460,000, then a pool called the Michigan cCtatstrophic Claims Association (MCCA) pays the rest - through premiums of insured drivers. It has gotten so out of proportion there that the MCCA is the LARGEST insurer of people for their HEALTH insurance in Michigan. Does this light a fire under your ass about nationalized health insurance? It should....
If you still are not happy being the 10th cheapest, might we suggest you move to Maine... it's rates were only $902 per year - but it's friggin' cold there, and boring as all hell. Besides, you CAHN'T GET THEYER FROM HEYYER !!!!
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The Latest Evil - Genius Marketing Kid's Toy
Silly Bandz: If You Haven't Heard Of Them Yet, You Will .....
From the hip-cool blog that told you first about Vampire Weekend and Stealing Rims on Nissan Maximas, we give you the latest craze sweeping across America's elementary and intermediate school classrooms - Silly Bandz !!!
What are they? It's genius, we tell ya - GENIUS !!!! It's rubber bands that when unstretched, have different shapes. Anything from animals to shapes to even cowboys and states. It's yet another example of American Ingenuity... Why? Because kids are buying these things up faster than they can make them - at a retail price of $2.99 a bag of 20. After my limited manufacturing experience, I'd guess they cost about 6 cents a bag to produce and package. Genius - pure F**king genius.....
like any other fad for kids, Silly Bandz are causing problems, and are quickly becoming the biggest classroom pariah since Fahrenheit 451 and Dalton Trumbo books.... What problems do they cause. Gee, what ADD-addled tike is going to pay attention when he/she has rubber bands to screw with? Also, there is the classic problem: have rubber band, will shoot people with them. Yeah, they're a bit distracting. But even better, you have the 'Advanced Moron' who takes them and twists it 27 around his/her hand, or pulls it all the way up his/her arm, until they have no circulation - like Carpal Tunnel Syndrome for Kids.... Yes, your kid IS the smartest in his/her class.
With all of these 'problems', what's a teacher to do? Be inventive and somehow incorporate Silly Bands into a lesson plan? HAHAHAHA !!!!!! Maybe when they started 22 years ago, but not so close to pension time. Nope, you be a good Nazi, and you BAN THEM, which of course gives them an early lesson on taboos.... Porn and Marijuana can't be far behind now, can it? Of course, I don't have kids, so WTF do I know? Nope, amke Silly Bandz like Pokemon, and create an outlaw toy that kids now just HAVE TO OWN..... At least they won't go broke getting them, right? Genius my friend.....
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Had She Gotten In Six Months Ago .....

We'll Have Our Revenge When 'Obama: The Musical' Comes Out in 2013 .....
Green Day's Musical Hits Broadway ......
I'll preface this by saying that I do like Green Day... I must have, because I somehow ended up with two copies of 'Dookie' after my divorce. In an Alt-Rock couple, that's how you know you 'won' in the breakup.... Anyway, after 15 years of arguing whether or not Green Day was punk, I think we got our answer - Uhhh.... No. Why? Green Day has a Broadway Show.
Without a doubt, 'American Idiot' was their best album ever, despite any political qualms some people have with it. No, it wouldn't surprise us for Green Day to have lost fans after quoting 'I'm not part of a Redneck agenda'......But musically and lyrically, it was their most complicated and relevant work ever. Now that George Bush is on his ranch in Texas, Broadway has adapted (translation: totally fruited up) American Idiot for the stage....... and we wished they passed.
No, I haven't paid the $110 o whatever a Braodway show goes for now to see it, but the commercials are on heavy radio rotation, and it's milquetoast to say the least. I can tell whoever got the lead earned it from his version of 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams', because it was the only halfway decent track done. The title track of American Idiot, and the other track in the commercial are bland, ball-less, and frankly, sound like a Broadway musical. 'Hair' and 'Jesus Christ Superstar' were done 30 years ago, and they were tougher. American idiot could have been a real groundbreaker for Broadway, but it's more like 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' - but that insults Donny Osmond.
Green Day, punk? No. Not even close.... American Idiot on Broadway, punk? Please...... Green Day has a habit of being a Good CD/ Bad CD band. The good news is they've already done a crappy followup to American Idiot, which tanked. BTW, '21 Guns' - which might be their worst song ever - made this show as well. We'll pass on this mess, and look forward to their next effort. Until then, we'll give you their best track ever, 'Holiday'.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh7mLgP7YH4
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Today's Quote: Perfection ?
To Us, Tammy Plante Is Close to Perfect - What Would GW Say?"Perfection falls not to the share of Mortals"
-George Washington.
We seem to have discovered a new trend here...... Hot Chicks and Patriots! Yes, we think it's quite the brilliant crossmarketing idea as well. Thanks to the Patriot Post and Chickipedia..
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Sumter GOP Meets Tonight ...
Since it is the first Thursday of the month, it can mean only one thing: the sumter County GOP Meeting, aka The Braden Bunch Show, will be tonight. It starts 7PM , at it's new location, the Elks Lodge large hall at 1100 W. Liberty St in Sumter Proper.... We decided to give Braden a break, and not post his photo this time. After all, one can only show pictures of a guy with his eyes closed so many times before it gets dull.....For those of you interested in the 6th District, it will be a good opportunity to learn about the candidates, as both Jim Pratt and Nancy Harrelson will be attending. No word if Colleen Payne will be there as well, but hopefully she can make it too. It's always a good time in Sumter, so come on out and support the local GOP....
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Sunday, May 02, 2010
Today's Quote: The Pipedream
And While You're At It, How About Canadian Supermodel Jessica Stam ?
"The aim of every political constitutional is, or should be, first to obtain for rulers, Men who possess most wisdom to discern, and most virtue to pursue, the common good of the society. And in the next place, to take the most effectual precautions for keeping them virtuous, whilst they continue to hold the public trust."
-James Madison, Federalist #57.
Thanks to the Patriot Post, and good luck with that one nowadays.....
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SC Isn't the Only Place That Digs Secession...

Rick Beltram Has Cooties ????




