Saturday, June 03, 2006

Congratulations! YOU Have Won This Week's Milton Waddams Award , Thanks to Congress....



Every week, we profile a person who has been screwed by "The Man". Well, you didn't think you'd escape forever, did you? Yes, you and every other American has been awarded the Milton Award after the US Senate, led by the pictured "Gang of Shame", passed the laughable bill that allowed 12 million illegal aliens a free ride to citizenship.

As soon as the Loan Application is approved for the 285 million Red Swingline staplers, I will mail yours to you. In the meantime, enjoy the prestige given to you, and feel free to post your acceptance speech in the comments section. Again, congratulations, and keep working on those TPS Reports!!

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