Sunday, February 18, 2007

Britney Spears Shaves Her Head: It's Official, CUCKOO!! CUCKOO!!


Okay, it's time to start the Britney Watch: This is not a Photo Shop pic, Britjob went Oops, and shaved her Noggin. When you get separated, get your woo-woo shot on the internet during a night out with Paris and Lindsay , then go to rehab, leave rehab, get a couple tattoos and shave your head right on top of one another, then it's time to re-evaluate your life.
To be honest, I thought Britney would avoid all these pitfalls. She seemed to have better handlers than this, but I was extremely wrong. When you go from Pop Tart to Manson Family lookalike, you're on the wrong track. Sure Natalie Portman and Demi Moore shaved thier heads also, but those were for movie roles.
Fresh off of Anna Nicole Smith dying, maybe this could be a wakeup call for Britney to clean her act up. Brit, take a step back, be a Mom, and just try to be ordinary for a while. Tell the record company and your 50 clingers to kiss off, and sit on your millions and raise a family.
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's Britney SHEARS!

Anonymous said...

She can still come to Lake Marion hair or not

Thoroughbred 401k said...

You're an odd egg, Moye!

earlcapps said...

her career is likely over now, as she is so totally out of control that her handlers can't get a handle on it.

she spent years being handled. told what to wear, where to go, and what to sing. the fact that she's run wild in such a manner suggests nobody, not even her handlers, have any control over her.

odds are that she has very little money left and when she is cut loose with the excuse that she is not producing any new music, she'll not have the true talent to make it on her own, and will end up back in the gutter she crawled out of.

like many other two-album wonders over the years who let success go to their heads, overestimate their importance, and end up blowing it- such as debbie gibson, milli vanilli, vanilla ice, and the spice girls - she won't even be noticed or missed once she's gone.

just disposable trash, just like the bimbo they zip-locked down in florida the other day.

Anonymous said...

Its that old Star Trek look...

not that she isn't a space cadet.

Maybe Ashton will confuse her with Demi

Anonymous said...

it was a night of shear madness!!!