Wednesday, August 01, 2007

PANDA WATCH !!!!!!



Bai Yun is Pregnant.......... Ron Burgundy Begins Panda Watch 2007 !!
Yesiree Bob, Bai Yun, a 13 year old panda at the San Diego Zoo (which is German for a Whale's Vagina Zoo), is officially pregnant with twins. Police are on the scene , interrogating other pandas at the zoo. After the investigation, they are expected to arrest the offending panda with statutory rape.
I expect this to go the route like Anna Nicole Smith - where everyone lines up, claiming to be the daddy - including Bobby. Stay Classy, South Carolina !!!!
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What tha

Anonymous said...

Panda or pander watch... there are too many pander bears these days pandering for votes (with no apologies to a long past Dems bid for quips modified to fit).

Anonymous said...

Stay classy? This is SC 6, right? One of those does bear a resemblence to Jim "the pander" Clyburn.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Hey now, i think we run a pretty professional operation here at SC6. Topics are deciphered and discussed in an intelligent manner, and all........... aw, who am I kidding!