In case you missed it this week, word is out that the Extreme Left has finally gotten to Bill Clinton - not that it was too hard. Yes, in a case that proves that in politics, anything can happen, Bill Clinton has become a Vegan...... Viva Las Vegan, Mr. President!
Yep, the 42nd Prez has traded Big Mac's and McNuggets for fruits, veggies and beans... and a nation mourns. Word is, McDonald's stock dropped 25% on the news alone. Granted, we could never go that route - we love meat just too much to give it up. It's just about our only vice. But, it has done Clinton some good. Word is, he's dropped about 20 pounds so far, so good for him....
Now, for our concerns. We're hoping it doesn't all go to his head. We don't hate vegetarianism.... we just hate Vegan 'Superiority'. In our book, Vegans act more conceited and judgemental than Jehovah's Witnesses... So, our advice is for Clinton avoiding taking the 'Vegan Edge'. If you need an example, we give you a couple clips from our favorite recent movie - last year's 'Scott Pilgrim vs. The World'...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqqGZBRBLcM
Now, before you all go out and drop meat and eggs in order to do mad Bass Guitar solos and kick skinny kid's asses, watch what happens...
www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=dLpCZ8g5uK8
So, we'll just it back and remember the Bill Clinton we know and love... Something tells me that we'll see him there again soon. Vegan Edge, my ass!!
www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ms6k_saturday-night-live-clinton-at-mcdo_fun
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1 comment:
Mike--you just gave millions of kids a reason not to eat their vegtables!!...teg
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