Thursday, June 28, 2007

SC6 Consumer News.... How to Make 2500% Profit in The Foreign Currency Exchange and Commodities OVERNIGHT !!



The financial wizards here at SC6 have made a phenomenal discovery - one that you can take advantage of, and make literally an amazing 2500% instantly!! Sounds too good to be true?? It is !






Okay, it is true, but it is a bit hard to take advantage of. Here is the discovery... At work, the technicians often jokingly ask for money - 'Hey Mike, gimme a 20" is the usual. So, I would break out my leftover Ukrainian change and give them 20 kopecks in different denominations. The exchange rate is 1 dollar for 5 hryvnia, and change is the same in cents to kopecks, so 20 kopecks is about 4 cents... Whoopee!! Well, here is the kicker..






On the Left is a 5 Kopeck Coin, On the Right is a US Quarter













Looks pretty similar, eh? Well, I had noticed it for a while, and finally a technician asked me today.... "Try the pistachio machine, and see if it works". Well, apparently it does, so you can use a 5 Kopeck piece instead of a Quarter. Using the conversion, the 5 Kopeck is equal to 1 cent.



Think about it...... You can get a boat load of these coins, and then use them anywhere a quarter is accepted. One cent working in place of 25 cents is a 2500% return on investment !! Granted, you can only take advantage of it at vending machines, car washes, and maybe a Coinstar machine. Still, how cool would you feel paying 4 cents for a Coke, or 8 cents for a Car Wash??



If you thought that my ideas for saving money to offset high gas prices was cool, get a duffel bag full of Kopecs - and take advantage of my genius !




Although Mr. Reino has a BA Degree in Economics, he puts it to very little use. Therefore, following any financial advice he gives should be taken with a grain of salt. In real terms, only an idiot would try to stick foreign currency in a vending machine - even if it does work.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey you hoser, shut that up, Canadian coins work just fine in Myrtle Beach, eh.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Reino, we're from the Treasury Department and we're here to help you, at Mr Clyburn's insistence.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

All together now......

Throw the Reino down the well....

Anonymous said...

soooo...does this make you a ko-pecker?

Anonymous said...

Hey man how about a dollar.