Thursday, August 23, 2007

Soap Star Endorses Wookie for President..


I Did It All For the Wookie, the Wookie - So You Can Take That Cookie......
' Days of our Lives' star Victoria Rowell will be in South Carolina this week to stump for her choice for President - Chewbacca. Even though it's not certain if Chewy is a US citizen - so far he has only produced a Drivers License from the Desert Planet of Tattooine - this has not phased Rowell from stumping for her favorite Wookie.
Truth be told, I had to Google Victoria Rowell just to find out who she is.... Hillary Clinton may not want her stumping on her behalf if she wants to win. Anyone who watches the 'stories' on daytime TV knows that she is insane, and she cheated on Kristoff St. John last year !!
Geez, I mean really people !!!
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

US President Tim Kalemkarian, US Senate Tim Kalemkarian, US House Tim Kalemkarian: best major candidate.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

uhh.. thanks?

Anonymous said...

Makes more sense than endorsing Watusi Jenkins for President, though Shirley Q. Liquor may still be trying to goad Miss Jenkins into running.

q.v. http://www.joshuamichaelanthony.com/shirley.htm

Anonymous said...

Nice looking lady for sure crazy or not.

Anonymous said...

Mike, I understand that you're willing to do almost anything for an endorsement, but you need to loose the bandolier (makes you look like an insurgent and put your shirt back on.

;-P

Anonymous said...

no posts in two weeks??? are you feeling ok??? are you still alive???

Anonymous said...

Perhaps on Kashyyk, home world of Wookies we should look... Go there I will!

Thoroughbred 401k said...

I should have known better than posting anything Star Wars related......Only here would I get corrected on Chewy's real nationality !

Anonymous said...

Drivers licenses to anyone Tattoine issues. Why I wonder does Leatherman have my ears