I'm a pretty tolerant person, but there is one thing that I think is disgusting - putting ketchup on a Hot Dog. Gross. Anyone who puts ketchup on any pork product should be sent to Food Re-Education Camp, if you know what I mean. Why? It's bad enough to eat food that looks like a penis, but to eat something that looks like a bloody penis ??? C'mon. I'm pretty sure Bobby does it, and Ben puts ketchup and mustard on bologna. That tells me one thing - people from Pennsylvania have uncultured pallets....Except for Scrapple , of course..
I'm not the only one who must think this, although not for the same reason. Christopher Kindle was a driver for Crosby Trucking in Sidney, Ohio. Kindle was not a happy camper recently, as he had been fined by his company for various reasons. So, when he got his most recent shipment to deliver, instead of delivering it, he left the truck in Tennessee, without telling anyone.
Well, it turns out that the delivery was a $43,000 of ketchup to be sent to Boston - Fenway Park , Boston to be specific - for Opening Day. There was NO KETCHUP for Red Sox fans to put on their hot dogs. It couldn't have happened to a nicer team.... Luckily for Fenway Park, it snowed on Opening Day, the game was canceled, and the ketchup showed up in time the next day. Kindle was later arrested....
Today's lesson. Put mustard and ONLY MUSTARD on your hot dog, and you'll never be let down....
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6 comments:
We understand that the Chicago style hot dog that has everything but chili and slaw (barbarians!) requires a note from your mom to have tomato ketchup added to it...
BTW, these are Red Sox fans, do they know the difference between red sauce and yella sauce and PeeDee BBQ sauce?
love my chicago dog
Is tehre anywhere 'sides Skoogie's in Mt P, in state that does offer a credible Chicago style dog?
i do a good chicago dog all the fixins come from cook county via us airways
I know that the Oscar Mayer hot dog stand at ATL offered a Chicago style dog the last time I flew through there, though that has been a while.
Come to think of it, SCETV produced a national survey of hot dogs a few years ago, from the fried Rippers somewhere in NJ to the Varsity in Atlanta, several Chicago joints, some LA stands and several in SC from Anderson to Five Points in Cola town...
ketchup on hotdogs...Sinners!!!!
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