"I'd love to pleasure you, Honey.... But I gotta see if my friend request on Facebook was accepted first....."
Yes, even we will admit that we pay too much attention to our Inbox sometimes. Honestly, we don't even know why, because we get a useful e-mail about once every six months - unless you count the SPAM comments for online phamaceutical stores on a post we did back in 2006....
It appear that we are not alone, folks. A recent study found that most people are addicted to checking their E-Mail - and at some pretty odd moments too. Over 32% of Americans admit to checking their E-mail on their lunch break (I'm one of them). A healthy 24% of people take their laptops or I-Phones to the toilet, and check for E-mails there. Sounds a bit like a crack addiction to us. Lastly, and perhaps most odd, 11% of us regularly check their E-mails DURING SEX..... Folks, if you feel the need to go online, while some of us don't get any at all, we will gladly switch places with you, and keep your lady occupied.....
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4 comments:
If a women is checking her e-mail while she's having sex somebody must really be doing something wrong!! All she's doing at that point is saving money from not having to buy batteries...teg
Yeah Tom, but those laptop batteries are REAL expensive...
Wrong kinda batteries Mikey...
are you suggesting I spend too much time on here Michael???
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