Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Get Your Filthy Hands Off Me !! High Fives, Touching and Hugging Banned at Va. High School...




Does Anyone Remember This Last Year ???



Anyway, a High School in Vienna, Virginia has banned it's students from having any kind of physical contact , ranging from kissing, hugging to the old High Five. Apparently, the making out at the school with the students was getting a bit out of hand. So, like any school dimwit, they went overboard.


What exactly were these idiots thinking? Are they germophobes? Been a while since they had a date? Hey, I've had major dry spells myself, but I don't take it out on everyone else - at least not in that manner.



Maybe this is their Principal...............

"Any of you Homos touch me.... and I'll Kill 'Ya !!"
My advice? LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS !
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just heard this on FOX in Houston. It is hot in Texas.

Anonymous said...

Well, there go group gropes, er hugs...

Tag is verboten on the playground, ditto patty-cake. Baseball, softball and flag fooball, nevermind regular football, wrestling and boxing. Hmmm this hath the ring of Title IX discrimination against boys and the continuing attempt to turn them into a bunch of flaming fruit reminiscent of "Tiberian minnows".

More dumbing down at play.

Is it still okay to park your pick up on campus with a 12 ga in the rack in the back window during deer season?

email said...

That's nuts. Worse than the little boy (5 or 6 yr-old) that got suspended for kissing a little girl on the cheek. My daughter (in Kindergarten) got kissed on the cheek twice by a little boy who also professes to love her and plans to marry her, but we didn't make a federal case out of it.

What's wrong with a no PDA policy? I think most schools manage to make do with those.

earlcapps said...

what's wrong with little boys kissing and making plans? i hear they're much in demand in neverland? ;)

Anonymous said...

Chris Alexander went to high school in Vienna...maybe we should blame him for this.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Chris is to blame for a lot of things...