Tony Soprano Announces His Newest Job - Senate Majority Leader !

Soprano to Take Over Immediately......Harry Reid Is Furious....

Less than a week after his show ended, reputed mob boss Tony Soprano already has found a new job - Senate Majority Leader. Word is even Soprano is frustrated by current leader Harry Reid's ability to pass legislation.

" I been watching this guy all year, and he reminds me of an old friend of mine - Big Pussy. Bush about as popular as a friggin' fart in church, and his primadonna still can't get anything done", Soprano stated. "I'm not too crazy about that Pelosi butana, but at least she's Italian." Like many Italian-American politicians, Pelosi and her family have often had murmurs of organized crime ties.

Soprano's rise from private citizen to Senate leader has been metoric, if not questionable. "I did the old Jedi mind trick on Frank Lautenberg - you know, 'You wanna be Senator, you DON'T wanna be Senator. The guy's like a hundred - no sweat." Those close to Lautenberg said he is not aware that he is no longer Senator, but he's been too busy having imaginary arguments with Strom Thurmond to notice...

When asked what issue he plans to attack first, Soprano said he would cut taxes, explore more for oil and throw every illegal alien back to Mexico. When told that these are not part of the Democrats platform, Soprano was undeterred. " Maybe not right now, but let me make a couple calls - they'll come around."

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