OJ Simpson: The Dumbest Man on the Planet??
Someday, our kids will ask questions about OJ Simpson. About how could a guy who had everything a person could want - money, fame - and still manage to lose it all and continue to get his butt in trouble every 5 minutes.
A piece of advice, Juice. You and that medicine ball-sized head of yours are probably one of the most recognized faces in the world. If you accompany a bunch of guys to break into a hotel room and recover merchandise, they will see two things - your face, and a gun. Maybe next time, throw them an extra $20 and let them do it alone.
I haven't watched any of the news shows the past few days, but I'm sure Fred Goldman and Denise Brown are laughing at your stupidity. I doubt even they would ever conjure up a scenario to get you thrown in the clink like this.
Fear not, I'm sure you'll find a good attorney. I forgot - Johnnie Cochran is gone, F. Lee Bailey is retired, and Shapiro is doing commercials for his legal website. Better call Paris Hilton's attorney, or better yet, maybe you can get another jury full of suckers like last time....
Stupid.
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3 comments:
don't even get me started on this one!!!
and John Edwards is busy chasing ambu... campaign dollars, though this isn't a class action civil case with a lawyers contingency fee paying in excess of seven figures with the life time supply of RiceARoni the San Franciso treat or a Year's supply of Breck hair products.
But I digress (my dos centavos, so it is a really cheap shot)
The dude is crazy for sure
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