Gotta love that picture!! John Edwards released his first commercial in South Carolina today, an it was not very impressive. He showed that little ramshackle pink hut he grew up in Seneca not once, but twice !! Aside from that there was not much to remember.
In case you didn't know it, Edwards was born in Seneca, SC. Therefore, every South Carolinian should vote for him - case closed. Nothing else matters. Hey , that's a Metallica song!! Maybe he could get an endorsement from them, because no one else is.....
The rest of the commercial is fluff. Him with a shovel, him in a jacket and blue jeans, etc. His campaign is truly one of style over substance, which is why he is permafrosted in third place. Edwards, who was born in Seneca, has never gotten any traction or even a spike in any poll since day one. The same goes for South Carolina, despite the fact that he was born and raised in Seneca.
Rather than Metallica, I'm going to use the music from John Mellencamp's 'Pink Houses' to rewrite a song for Edwards - who is a Seneca native....
There's a white guy, with some great hair, raised in Seneca.
He said 'Boy, I wanna be President'.
But just like everything that ol crazy dream, just kinda came and went...
Ain't that America, You and Me.
Two Americas , Stupidity.
Ain't that America, Nothing is free.
A little pink house ain't enough to win the Presidency.
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4 comments:
Mikey, Jon-Jon wants to at least look more butch than Hilary.
Instead, we have Kerry's bottom trying the act again.
at least he was born in a nice area that corner of the state is beautiful
I need to get up there sometime..
this is his second commercial in SC...first one is in front of an old run down factory. in his third commercial he will be joined by Paul Mitchell and a hair dryer.
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