The Wonder Pets Save the GOP ...

Can Three Furry Animals Get the Republican Party Back on Track ?? Sure .... What's Gonna Work ? TEAMWORK !!!!

I've had this post in my noodle since I OD'd on Nick Jr. two months ago. In case you'e never seen the Wonder Pets, may we suggest watching this short clip of Linny, Tuck and Ming-Ming before reading this post - at least so you can get an idea of the music. All singing wil be italicized to help, ad any resemblance to Stephanie Rawlinson, Dana Shriver and myself is totally intentional......Here's the clip:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_a7lxnSeqk&NR=1
and, here we go.....

Linny: The phone! The phone is ringing!

Ming-Ming: The phone! We'll be right there!

Tuck: The phone ! the phone is ringing....

Linny: There's a party in trouble.

Ming-Ming: There's a party in trouble...

Tuck: There's a party in trouble somewhere (Grunts)...

Tuck: Who is it, Linny?

Linny: It sounds like a baby elephant.... Wait, it's the Republican Party.

Ming-Ming: What's a Wepubwican?

Linny: It's a political party, Ming-Ming.

Ming-Ming: Oh, I wuv parties! Are dey having cake??

Linny: Not that kind of party, Ming-Ming.. They're asking us for $4700 for the NRCC again!!!Tuck: Didn't they already call us three times this week, asking for money?

Linny: That's right , Tuck.

Ming-Ming: But I'm a poor, wittle duckwing - I don't even have a job!

Tuck: Didn't the Republican Party used to run the White House and Congress a few years ago?Linny: That's right, Tuck - but they've gotten out of touch with what they used to be....

Ming-Ming: What's Congwess, Winny?

Linny: Let's focus on learnign to talk first, Ming-Ming. We'll get to politics later. We've got work to do......To the Flyboat, Wonder Pets, we're going to Washington DC !!!!!

Tuck: There's a party - that's lost it's way....

Ming-Ming: This is Sewious !!!

Linny: We've got to help them...

ALL: Let's save the Party - Let's save the Party!!

Wonder Pets, Wonder Pets - we're on our way! To help the GOP and save the day........ We're not too big, and we're not too tough, but when we work together, we've got the right stuff !!!! YAY !!!!!

Tuck: Ooooh, what's that building, Linny?

Linny: That's Capitol Hill, Tuck. That's where all the Congressmen and Senators pass bills.

Ming-Ming: I bet dose are some pwetty smart people, wight Linny?

Linny: No, Ming-Ming, they're all stupid and corrupt - or at least most of them.....Let's go the Republican Headquarters immediately!!!! (off in the Flyboat they go).....

Tuck: Wow !!!! Look at all of these great men.....

Linny: Yes, Tuck, there are lots of people in the Republican Party that we can look up to - Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan ....

Ming-Ming: Abwaham Wincoln, Teddy Woosevelt and Wonald Weagan ???!!

Linny: Ming-Ming !!!!!

Ming-Ming: Sorry ............

Tuck: Linny, that's great, but who's in charge now?

Linny: In Washington, no one. That's the first problem. The GOP is fighting amongst themselves. Instead of focusing on beating the other guys, they're trying to just kick out everyone on thier own side.

Tuck: You mean trying to 'Out-Republican' each other?

Linny: Exactly, Tuck. They're not being very open-minded. Now, the Chairman of the GOP is Michael Steele - he ran for Senator in Maryland, but he lost.

Ming-Ming: I'd think the weader should be someone who knows how to win, don't you?

Linny: You'd think, so Ming-Ming.....

Ming-Ming: I'll fix this......I - will become .......the weader of the G.O.P !!! Just give me the micwophone.... I wequest....... the Speaker......... wecognize the Duck form the Ewementawy Schoow !!!!!!

Tuck and Linny: Ming-Ming, NO !!!!!!!!!

Ming-Ming: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH !!!!!

Tuck: Linny, Ming-Ming's been taken into custody by the Capitol Hill Police !!!

Linny: Maybe we should have stopped by the White House first - we probably could have gotten in there with no problem...

Tuck: Linny, take a look.... Do you notice all of these people are white guys?

Linny: That's another problem, Tuck.... Locally, we don't have any support from minorities, which are a growing demographic. If we don't find answers to the issues they care about, the GOP will go the way of the dinosaur....

Tuck: You mean - extinct?

Linny: Yes, Tuck - imagine a world run only by Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi ......

Ming-Ming: DIS ...... IS .......... SEWIOUS !!!!!!

Linny and Tuck: MING-MING !!!!!

Ming-Ming: Hey Guys !!!! AAAAAWWWWWGGGFFFF !!!!!

Capitol Policeman: Get back here, Ducky !!!! (Gunshots are fired)........

Linny: We need to come up with a plan to save the Republican Party, and get all those people we lost back again.

Tuck: I KNOW !!!!! It seems that we made eveyone happy when we listened, when we didn't spend too much money, and when we didn't tell people how to live their lives.

Linny: You mean like Gay Marriage and Abortion, Tuck?

Tuck: Right, Linny. Just because most people don't agree with something doesn't mean that we shouldn't respect those other people some too. The GOP just sounds like a bunch of intolerant haters then. You can disagree but still seem tolerant.

Linny: All that, and stop calling us for money ten times a week ......Boy, that sure sounds easy enough. But we're just a turtle, a hamster - and if Ming-Ming is still alive - a duckling. We can't even vote. I guess we really can't save the GOP on our own.

Tuck: Yeah, I guess you're right, Linny. But we did come up with a plan to do it - so we can still celebrate, right?

Linny: I guess you're right, Tuck..... How about a piece of celery - with peanut butter and raisins? Ants On a Log !

Tuck: OK , sounds delicious....

Ming-Ming: Did someone say celery ???!!!!!

Tuck and Linny: MING-MING !!!!! You're free !

Ming-Ming: Heck yeah - the bars on the jaiw ceww were too far apart to hold me ! Wet's eat - but we better do it after we get on the Fwyboat, and get the f**k outta Dodge...

Tuck and Linny: Ming-Ming ??? What's with the swearing?

Ming-Ming: hey, I spent an hour in jail - I'm institutionalized, bitches !!!!

Linny: C'mon Wonder Pets, let's go home !!!! To the Flyboat ....

ALL: Wonder Pets, Wonder Pets - we found a way, to help the GOP and save the day...... We're not too big, and we're not too tough, but when we work together, we've got the right stuff !!!!!!!

WANTED: Ming Ming Ducky

For disrupting a session of Congress, impersonating a US Senator, escaping from prison, and flying near the US Capitol without a license or authorization.

BTW, I am Tuck, Steph is Linny and Dana is Ming-Ming ........ and proud of it!

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