Will King James Choose Miami, Manhattan, Or Middle America ?
With just a few hours til LeBron James ends all speculation of where he will play basketball via a Media Circus, we would like to take a minute to convince him where to play.... In New York. While the Knicks have already noted how the Big Apple is the center stage, and Madison Square Garden will enable to become a star beond his wildest dreams, we would like to remind him that New York has one other thing Miami, Cleveland and Chicago don't....... Me.
Seriously, you can find other lackeys to latch onto you in your posse, but yours truly is the best at it. I've been doing it for years, and I'm a master of it here in Long Island. No doubt that Cleveland and Akron have exhausted all their cache by this point. It's time to move onto bigger and better things. If you come here, who are you gonna leave it up - some guy who hasn't been here before? I know how to get everywhere: The Hamptons to hang with P. Diddy? Easy!! Gotta hit Manhattan for a Fashion Show? I got train and subway tokens in my car.....Want to know all he hottest places around? Well.... I can find someone who knows them.. Case closed.
We still think if LeBron (who we're convinced him named after a Chrysler LeBaron and goofed it) wants to win a few rings, he'll end up in Miami - with all the heat and mugginess and Cubans. If he prefers cooler weather, with less mugginess and Puerto Ricans instead of Cubans, New York is the place to be - and your truly is an added bonus.
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