With the onset of Summer, the wedding bells have been ringing loud and clear, much to our disappointment. It's been a tough month for us here at SC6.... First, we lost Ms. X, then in quick succession, Megan Fox, Kate Middleton, and now, word is that Chelsea Clinton will tie the knot with her longtime fiancee. While we didn't have much faith in bagging Fox or Middleton, we thought that Chelsea was in our target range...
Yep, on July 31st, the former gawky, frizzy haired teen from the 90's , who later grew out of it and discovered straightener, will be wedded in Little Rock, Arkansas ....... wait, I mean Rhinebeck, New York. Gotcha!! Yeah, like the Clinton's are EVER going back to Arkan-fucking-sas .... Seriously, have any of them been back in the last ten years?
Anyway, while we debate whether the Fox-Brian Austin 90210 thing will last, or whether Middleton's marriage to Prince William involves any type of shotgun, we regretfully check off our second favorite Chelsea of the list (sorry, we still think Chelsea Handler is Number One).... Who's Next?
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