A few months back, we showed you Joe's Viper, to encourage the youth of America to stay in school, by showing them that an education pays off.... Well, in case the Viper didn't get some kids jacked up enough, let us introduce you to his new ride...
Yes, Joe recently fulfilled a childhood dream, and bought a Lamborghini Murcielago. He's doing it Italian-style now... To give you an idea of just how sick this car is, Joe's had 6 Corvettes and 2 Vipers, and he spends all night after work drinking beer in the garage, staring at the Lambo, and giggling like an eight year old. Yes, high-performance cars do that to adult men. As for the Viper? Fear not .... He gave it to his brother as a 50th birthday gift.
Today's advice? Stay in school, study hard, and one day you might 'Have Murci' also... No, I haven't driven in it yet.
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3 comments:
Since I am staring a my 50th Birthday (sooner than I would like) think he might be interested in adopting another brother?...teg
are his nads that small?
No Bob, his bank account is that big.....
Tom, I think you had to actually BE AROUND those first 49 years to get the Viper. But I'll ask.....
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