Liberals Put Up Petition to 'End' SCGOP Attorney, But It's Plan B That Concerns Us. Mr Whiskers Has Your Name and Your Number....
We apologize for the Phil Collins lyrics - or is it Genesis? Ahh, who cares? Like the old joke goes, what do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start... Though we have our moments of disdain for them, attorneys are a necessary thing, and most do good work. It's funny how when people have a dispute with a person or group, they attack that person's group/attorney instead... A good case of this? SCGOP attorney Todd Kincannon..
In the wake of Ballotgate, or Jakiegate, whichever you prefer, Kincannon petitioned Federal Court in a limited capacity for a candidate to push back the Primary, due to separate ballots being sent to overseas military voters for Federal and Local races. While his case was denied (as far as we know), many people felt that Kincannon should have been working for all the candidates. But, his biggest enemies seem to be an anonymous group that wants to 'End' him...
We received a link from the Four Horsemen Facebook page (where you can sign up as a member - shameless plug!) to Ipetition.com, which included a petition to 'End Todd Kincannon'. It's pretty hilarious, as they note his 'raciest' rants on Facebook on more than one occasion, using the mispelled 'raciest' twice. Now, what they mean by 'end' we don't know, but it certainly sounds like a threat, and if there's one thing we do know, it's you don't do an implied threat against an attorney. As implied as that threat may be, we have heard there is a more real and lethal threat against Kincannon - a Killer Kitten Death Squad!
Now, we know what you're thinking - 'I've seen this kitten picture before a million times, and it's a joke.' We ask you this in reply: If there is photo proof like this, then wouldn't you agree that they DO exist?? We've seen them in action before - Mafia Hits, African genocides, and even whispers that Lee Harvey Oswald was telling the truth when he said he was a patsy... Kittens make good assassins: they're small and cute, so no one stops them. They work cheap - give 'em a handful of Meow Mix and a gun, and they're yours. But mostly, they are more cold-blooded than any animal you'll ever meet... In short, cats are nasty.
How real is the threat on Kincannon? We don't know for sure, but it shouldn't be too hard. First, just find out who put up the petition.. Then check their expenditures. If there's any recent purchase of Temptation treats (they're really good - we mistook them for Wheat Chex once), then you've got a conspiracy... Laugh if you want - and we hope you did - but Killer Kitten Death Squads are more than just a cool name for a Rock Band - they're real...
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2 comments:
Killer Kitten Squads?? Mike, be careful here, your gonna make someone in Florence hurt herself doing cartwheels!!
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