This Is An Acceptable Way to Love a Horse ....
It's been a long time since we've had a 'stupid news' story, but one came across the wire today - and unfortunately, it's local.... An Horry County man has been arrested for having sex with a neighbor's horse - and it's not the first time he's been arrested for it.
Now, while we have no problem with besmirching politicians, we're going to do something the local TV stations aren't doing - we're not going to give the guy's name. I'm sure the guy is embarrassed enough. If you need to know, go somewhere else, then lock up your horse....
The man was arrested for Bugging - apparently the legal term for banging livestock, when the horse's owner caught him on her property. If you're asking exactly what happened, don't ask me. No one's saying, but it was a female horse, so that kind of reduces the possibilities. No word on whether the guy had a saddle on....
If this story is a bit confusing and disturbing to you, I can assure you, you ain't the only one. God only knows what causes a person to think "I gotta get me some of that" while looking at Mr. Ed ..... Ruffian was a beautiful horse, but I didn't want to hit that.....
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9 comments:
Makes you wish Roy Rogers,John Wayne and Gary Cooper were still alive,I am sure they would be happy to do what a lot of us are think needs to be done to this person. At least the horse wasn't Patch the pony! I mean really what does he have to same for himself--hi ho Silver away??...teg
damn
Actually, according to the news, the horse's name was Sugar. How ironic.
Pun intended, this story sure seems to have legs......
Mike, I'm glad to see you're back in the saddle on this one.
Enough with the puns. You guys are beating a dead horse already...
Ugh...
He was going to ride that dead horse until it fell
Someone once heard him confess that he once had a female horse.
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