Geez, BHO !! You Throw Like a Girl .....
My apologies to the ladies reading this... Most women I know have a better throwing motion than Obama is displaying here. It reminds me of Lamar's javelin toss in 'Revenge of the Nerds'.....
Well, the great thing about being President - aside from all the chicks - is that you can go anywhere, and get a second chance to redeem yourself. You know he's been practicing at the White House bowling alley 24/7 to make up for that gutterball he threw on the campaign trail last year. This week, he'll make up for this fairy-like toss at the 2005 ACLS playoffs in Chicago by throwing out the first pitch at the All Star Game in St. Louis next Tuesday. He will be the first President to throw out the first pitch at an All Star Game since Gerald Ford in 1976. We've found yet another tradition that Jimmy Carter killed.....
No, it's no small coincidence that Obama is a lefty. However, there is no truth to the rumour that he will throw out an Economic Stimulus ball - and that only 1/10 th of the ball will actually make it to Home Plate. .... BA DUM, BUM !!!! Thanks, i'll be here all week....
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