Yankees Star Decides to Buy The Cow?? No Offense, Minka ....
See, even people who are the best in their field aren't always smart. Word from the new York Post that Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter is going to - GULP! - marry his longtime girlfriend, actress Minka Kelly. Aside from his reputation as one of baseball's best players, Jeter had a ex's list that any man alive would kill for, among them: Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Tyra Banks, Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima and former Miss Universe Lara Dutta.
Apparently, he doesn't listen to Alex Rodriguez, because we have no doubt that A-Rod would love to sit down and discuss the advantages of single life to marriage for baseball players. Jeter probably would reply with the standard 'Yeah, I've done all that. Now I just want to settle down.' We'd like to send him the clip from 'City Slickers' where they're talking about the Kellogg's Variety Pack.... But when you're in love, you don't listen. Jeter and Kelly are supposed to wed November 5th at the super exclusive Oheka Castle in Huntington, Long Island (they just did that Jonas Brother wedding). Good Luck, Derek. And Minka - don't Yoko Ono my Yankees !!!!
Speaking of City Slickers, here's my favorite clip - I couldn't find the Kellogg's Scene.. For those of you who didn't know, Billy Crystal's kid in the scene is Jake Gyllenhaal....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVo9Jiuiqxw&feature=related
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2 comments:
Not that it has been an issue wiht most MSM, but did the test strip turn pink?
I say, "No shit your legs...you got a 2000lb goddamn crane on 'em."
My favorite line is "If hate were people...I'd be China!"
Kelly is the daughter of Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay and a Vegas showgirl, so I'm sure her childhood was very "loving." Someone should tell Jeter that Riggins has done hit that...
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