Barack Obama and Scott Brown: Related ???
As if losing your supermajority in the Senate to a Republican in Massachusetts wasn't bad enough, according to a recent genealogical search, President Barack Obama and Senator-Elect 'Hot Scott' Brown are related..... No, we shit you not.
Yes, Obama and Brown apparently are 10th cousins, going all the way back to Christopher Singletary who passed away in Massachusetts in 1687, at the age of 102. Yes, you read that correctly. No, I didn't think people lived that long back then either. Two of Singletary's sons trace to Obama and Brown - one of whom changed his name to Dunham (we're sure it's for non-legal purposes, of course), and that goes straight to Obama's grandfather, Stanley Dunham. This has us wondering if Obama is related to puppeteer Jeff Dunham, which would possibly explain the origin of Achmed the Dead Terrorist.....
This whole discovery has convinced us of a few things: Number One: Family will always be the ones most likely to do you in. Number Two: Massachusetts truly is the origin of all liberalism. And Number Three? Arguing to change a liberal's mind is useless, because liberalism is apparently genetic, and cannot be 'learned away'........ In the meantime, here's Scott Brown's newest favorite song.
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1 comment:
nice post. thanks.
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