Sign Number Seven That The End Is Near: Keith Richards Quits Drinking?

2012 is getting here pretty fast, an with it, come more sign that the End Times may soon be upon us. According to an English tabloid, Rolling Stones guitarist, and poster child for drug abuse Keith Richards has quit drinking - and has for about four months now.

You might wonder that, while falling out of a cocanut tree in the South Pacific and almost dying won't make you quit, what would? How about fellow Stone Ron Wood falling off the wagon. Yep, Keith has turned in his Grey Goose and Orange Fantas (???) for ..... just Fanta, I guess....

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