Come By My Job, And Trick Your Ride Out !

Can I PLEASE Have a Corvette That Looks Like An Aardvark ??

Yeah, the economy is a bit slow right now - even for us at the dealership. We started out February kickass, but it has slowed down the last week or two, and Rick and I are watching our incentive bonuses fly out the window this week. we've got two days to go, and it's gotten a bit desperate. So, tough times call for tough action..

Rather than just focus on the usual stuff, we decided to think outsoide the box, and come up with some inventive ideas to attract customers to the service department. So, for just the next two days, we invite you to take advantage of some cool new products for your car at Honda. Try these...

Put Some Bling In Your Steering

Yep, try our new Hope Diamond Encrusted Steering Wheel! Nevermind all the back luck that's befallen all of it's previous owners.

In The Course of Human Events

Feeling a little patriotic lately? Why not try our new Declaration of Independence Floor Mats? No kidding, I found an actual draft of one in my attic, and it's been certified authentic. Now you can use it to keep your carpets clean...

I Gotta Go NOW !!

Try our new AutoCrapper ! It's easy - we drill a hole in the drivers seat, and all the way thru the floorboard, then we install a custom pooper. Now you can go without having to even get out of your seat. For those of you who are a bit shy, may we suggest the optional window tinting.

It's Your Kids, Marty.

Holy Michael J. Fox, check out our Back to the Future upgrade.. No, it's not a time travel machine. We install a lava lamp on the console lid so it looks like a Flux Capacitor. And the Mr. Fusion? It's, actually a Food Processor welded on the trunk. But it looks SO COOL !!

Nice Rubbers

Tired of having to replace those tires every 60,000 miles? Try our new SOLID RUBBER TIRES. Sure, they had to burn 400 square miles of Brazilian rain forest to make each tire, and the ride is a little bouncy, but you'll never need tires again!

You Look SOOO Handsome

Are you a bit, uh... Homely? Try our Vanity Vanity Mirror. It magically makes you look like Brad Pitt or Megan Fox - maybe not.

Now That's a Cool TV Monitor !

Have the fact that those headrest TV monitors are so small, and you can't see them when you drive? Problem solved. We remove the rear windshield and replace it with a 62 inch plasma HDTV !! Yes, it is the perfect distraction from all the hassles of driving..

Yes It Can ..

Give the new Barack Obama Limited Edition Honda Fit a spin.. It comes with free lifetime oil 'Change' you can believe in, and free Health Care for life. Price tag? A mere $63 Billion...

Go Topless & Cheap

Have some fun in the sun with our new convertible customization! Rick and I will whip out the Blow Torch, and have that roof off lickety split! One small problem - you can't drive in the rain EVER AGAIN..

I Call It The Earl Capps

We gut the trunk, install two kegs, with hose lines that go straight to your dash - instant Beer Taps at your disposal. Note: Not authorized by any State, Federal or Local Law Enforcement agency.

That'll Teach Em

Sick of car thieves breaking into your ride. Embarass the shit out of them... If broken into, our theft deterrent system displays a giant hologram of two guys kissing, and it plays a man's voice shouting "Help, My Boyfriend Is Breaking Into My Car." Note: Does not work on female car thieves..

Yeah, it was a slow day today....The sale ends Saturday at 100PM

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