Dora the Whore-A Explorer ??

Do I Look Like A Kid's Cartoon? DO I ????!!!!!!

Geez, what a slut! Just kidding. I think Dora the Explorer is a little annoying, but she's not one of those snotty cartoons that make you want to choke them throught the TV screen. She's just........very......very ........... boring.

So, it comes as kind of a surprise that people are making a big deal about Mattel's new Dora doll. You see, little kids grow up, and they outgrow baby stuff like Dora and Barney. What can Dora's owners do? Simple, make a more grownup version of Dora. Good idea, right? WRONG !!

Oh yeah, they miscalculated on this one. Moms are having nationwide shit-fits over the older Dora. Her bowl haircut has been replaced by longer hair, leggings and jewelry. This is NOT the Dora that I spent all last Winter and Spring with on my brother's couch. She isn't a little five year old now - she's like, TEN !!!!

Mattel and Nickelodeon are spinning their best magic to overcome the bad publicity, but it ain't easy to straighten out a Million Mad Moms. No, the old Dora isn't leaving any time soon - they're just adding a slightly more grown up version. Good Luck with the new Dora............Looks like Alec Baldwin is joining all those unhappy Moms with the Tweener Dora.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ua9o2p-Jlg&feature=related

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