Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sham Wow !! Has Vince Just Slap-Chopped His Way Out of His Pitchman Gigs ...


Hey, Billy Mays Never Slapped Any Girls Around In His Hotel.....
You know, I've always meant to do a blog post about Vince , the Sham Wow Guy. You know Vince - the emaciated, crazy, you swear the guy is mainlining Heroin pitchman of Sham Wow and the Slap Chop. Well, he must have heard that he hadn't made the cut here at SC6, and he decided to finally go overboard. Congrats, Vince! You finally made it !!
What did Vinny do? Well, it involves him, another girl, $1000, alot of alcohol and his hotel room - you can figure out the rest. Here's the Smoking Gun article, with all the details for you..
I read the police report, and there was one part of it that I felt was ironic. vince's real name is Vince Shlomi, and he was born in Israel. Assuming that he is Jewish, I found it hard to believe that he actually says "You know, all the best stuff is made in Germany." Yeah Vince - like Zyklon B .... Then again, for all the money they were paying him, you'd probably get me to say that Italian food will give you Gonorrhea...
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1 comment:

bobby said...

shamalammer!