Yes, it's true.... The Department of Homeland Security has announced that it's olor-coded alert system, adopted by the Bush Administration, will be eliminated by this April. Those of you who couldn't tell the difference between 'Guarded' and 'Elevated' (isn't Guarded WORSE than Elevated?), and relied solely upon Red, Yellow and Orange are officially screwed.. We recommend you do like we do - live life in blissful ignorance. Better you don't see it coming anyway....
According to our sources, this is the new system DHS will now use. Got a problem? Call Janet Napolitano....
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Neo, you can take the red pill or the blue pill. If you take the blue pill, you forget about all of this and wake up with an erection that you need to seek medical attention for if it lasts more than four hours. If you take the red pill...
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