The award for Moron Congressman goes to Dennis Kucinich... Yes, the congressman from Lilliput, Ohio - he's so short, he probably would have beaten James Madison for tiniest President - is suing the catering company that gave him a wrap with something so disgusting, we can hardly mention it. it was - GASP !!! - an Olive Pit. For $150,000 , or roughly 90% of his annual taxpayer-paid salary......
Maybe we're all screwed up, but this sounds a bit excessive to us. From the court filing, he apparently bit into it, and damaged a tooth. Unless it incapacitated his from doing his duties for 10 1/2 months, we'd throw it out, but that's P-Luv's specialty. Did we forget to mention it happened in 2008 - the year he ran for the White House? Case closed. Go home, retard.....
Actually, we do have some experience in this matter. Back in 1996, when I managed a Roy Rogers, we had a customer accidentally get the end of a rubber glove in her salad. She damn near choked on it, and came to me... I apologized, paid for her meal, took her name and put it on the wall in the manager's office, and told her she ate here free whenever she wanted. She left stunned, yet happy....
That's the way things get handled when it's done right and in a courteous manner. Yeah, I got a little lucky, but when people put things in perspective - and not be assholes - our judicial system is free to take care of REAL business....
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Mike-Kucinich is so short he makes you and me look like the jolly green giant! Kucinich is Ohio's lilliputian version of Clyburn, just a little paler, so a $150k lawsuit over a toothache is not surprising. But then he could have saved himself a lot of misery if he had just made a visit to Dr. Joe!!...teg
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