A Turkey With Tan Lines ???
Since we have no idea if we'll have enough time to blog between now and Thanksgiving Day, we decided to post this now. We got this forwarded to us, and all we'll say is Chad has some sick friends, but they're true Patriots, so they are entitled to a little perversion. Here are 18 comments that you can only get away with on Thanksgiving Day .....
1. Talk about a Huge Breast !!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist..
3. It's Cool Whip Time !
4. If I don't undo my pants soon, I'm gonna burst !
5. That's one terrific spread..
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat ..
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry.... Do you still want to eat it??
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some ...
10. Don't play with your meat...
11. Just spread the legs open a little and stuff it in...
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect people to come all at once !
14. Honey, you still have a little bit on your chin, there....
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's done when it pops up ....
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that (rarely heard in my house)
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen !! ( see #17)
Feel free to pass it on and Gobble, Gobble - OOPS !!!
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3 comments:
Mike-only you could make a tradition like Thanksgiving sound pornographic...teg
Christmas isn't here yet either, Tommy!
I'm sitting here shaking my head at the thought of what you are going to do to Christmas and Santa Claus! Frosty, Rudolph and Charlie Brown will never be the same and I don't even want to think about what you could say about the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade and the Rockettes.
But in the meantime-everyone please drive carefully and have a safe and happy Thanksgiving...teg
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