A Mets Jacket ??!! Jeez, He WAS a Loser ......
Never trust a Financial Advisor that roots for the Mets - it's a sure sign that they're accustomed to losing.... Well, the Madoff Liquidation Sale continues. This past weekend, more than $900,000 was raised for the Ponzi Schemer's victims, as more of Bernie Madoff and his wife's chotchkies were auctioned off.
I'm not sure if there is some intrinsic value to his crap, or just that people think it will be worth more someday - another retarded investment strategy - but his stuff is getting way more than anyone expected. That jacket you see above? It was valued at $700, but somehow managed to grab over $14,000 at auction. Crazy. Kind of like the Seinfeld episode, where J. Peterman suppoedly bought JFK's gold clubs for $15,000 - and they actually went for $118,000 ! The difference, of course, is that Kennedy was President, and Madoff is a bum swindler. The guy's not even Jesse James - even James had the courtesy of letting his victims know he was robbing them.
If you were hoping to purchase Madoff's Hofstra University class ring, his Rolex, or his wife's 14 carat earrings, alas - it is too late. But, we're sure there's a safety deposit box somewhere in the Caribbean with plenty more of his junk that you can buy at another time. We'll let you know .........
.
1 comment:
Mrs. Madoff has the Yankees jackets hidden overseas...
Post a Comment