When You're Wondering 'What the Hell Is That Noise?' Thursday AM, Remember This Blog Post ......
Let it not be said that even from 750 miles away, we don't look out for you.... At about 10AM Thursday morning, you will hear a noise in the Effingham area. It will be the alarm siren coming from the Florence County Detention Center, and about ten minutes later, a huge black man in an orange jumpsuit will be knocking on your door.....
Although we are kidding aout the visitor at your door -chances are more likely that it will be a vacuum cleaner salesman, or a friend from Florence Baptist Temple - the warning about the noise is true. The FCDC, as we people who have involuntarily 'visited' the place call it, will be testing it's escape siren. They will subsequently be tetsing it once a month thereafter. To avoid you wondering if they're crying wolf all the time, if there is an actual prison escape, the siren will run continuously for 15 long, annoyingly agonizing minutes..... It will sound something like this........
This is only a test......
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1 comment:
Oh, everybody, be careful.
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