From the Industry That Brought You Slap-Chop and Kinoki Foot Pads ...... It's Shoe-dini !!!
The general rule of thumb in television advertising seems to be 'the more annoying, the better'. In a business that made Billy Mays, Anthony Sullivan and Vince stars, you can never go over the top. So, how can you make your product's commercial even more fingernail-pulling fun? By getting comedian Gilbert Gottfried to do the voiceovers for it!
Yes, we give you Shoe-dini ...... It's basically a shoehorn on a stick, so you don't have to bend your lazy ass over to put on/take off your shoes. But, it does have an ingenious(?) bar that holds the shoe in place too ..... WOW !!!! Fortunately, my feet don't swell or retain water, so I have a pretty easy time with shoe removal and installation. If you aren't as lucky, just watch.....
Yes, it's not just a shoe..... it's a shoe on a stick. If you think that it's a silly product, think again. For there are times in life that being able to take that shoe off a split second faster makes all the difference. Need proof ??? Just ask this guy.....
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4 comments:
I think this is really just a riding crop for kinky conservatives so they can explain it away as being a shoe horn. Kind of like those old "facial massagers" that looked oddly like a vibrator.
Judging by recent events, it would not surprise me.....
The only people needing this will be those who have visited a few too many SC BBQ diners over a life time..hear that Moye, Earl, and Mike!!...
Hey... I think one of the Four Horsemen is calling out the other three! Good Luck on gettign Moye and Earl to quit BBQ..
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