Insurance.com Lists Their Ten Worst Drivers By Profession ....
No, this isn't footage of P-Luv on his way to the Florence City-County Complex ..... but it could be. Thanks to a note from our buddy Christa, aka The Planters Girl, we got a list of the worst drivers in America, generalized by profession. This is America, where we like to lump all people into categories - I believe it's called Prejudice - and here is the list, worst first....
1. Attorney/ Judge
2. Financial Professionals
3. Government Worker
4. Bartender/ Waiter
5. Business Professionals
6. Dog Groomer
7. Marketing/ Advertising
8. Barber/ Hairstylist
9. Coach
10. Nurse
To analyze briefly, some of these make sense. Jobs where you are on the phone all day, or have to make appointments will cause you to drive more aggressively and have more accidents. Bartender/Waiter is pretty obvious.... Coach makes little sense to me - what, they're in rush to get to a game? Even Barber/Hairstylist makes more sense to me, because you're expected to have great hair, so you spend the entire drive looking in the mirror, instead of the road. But what the f**k is with the Dog Groomers at Number Six ????!!!!! Help, please....
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9 comments:
dog groomers showed at six because of the dog mobile in Dumb & Dumber.
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. is a "business professional?" Couldn't that be anyone? I think Ms. X could be considered a business professional.
I think they're referring to the acronym jobs - CEO, CFO, CPA, etc...
Apparently, entertainment people are better drivers, because they usually have a DD or Escort!
Mike--they obviously include aspiring political hopefuls or you and I would have easily made the list. Between your wabbit hunting and my inability to drive, talk, smoke and chew gum at the same time I have to admit I'm surprised we can get insurance...teg
PLuv might be okay, Justice Toal is the one I'd avoid allowing to drive... and Denny Crane and "I AM THE LAW" Judge Dredd
...ex post facto coaches at #9? Given how many teach drivers ed does that have a factor in the accident rate?
Good point Anon... Tom, running over a rabbit on hwy 76 isn't considered an accident, but a necessary means of thinning the overpopulation of furry creatures.. Cook, where's my Hossenfeffer ???!!!!
Coming right up,Rochester...teg
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