Unless This Is His Doctor, Obama Won't Be Dying Anytime Soon....
For those of you hoping for a premature end to the Obama Presidency, we have bad news: the President is in top physical condition. Cholesterol Good, Heart Rate Good, Blood Pressure actually a tad low, and not a polyp or malignancy anywhere in sight. Most importantly, his underwear was as clean as a whistle ......
I think most of you know me by now, but in case you don't, let me just get it out of the way.... We're not hoping Barack Obama dies, okay? We are pretty sure there are a few people who genuinely DO wish he did, but we're not one of them. We'll settle for one term and out, or one hell of a turnaround in the economy - but we're afraid the country's not in as good a shape as Obama is....
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2 comments:
Hope he lives out the term, Nancy Pelosi is in line after Biden, Harry Reid's after her and then... Hilary Clinton is next in succession.
Wonder why the Secretary of State keeps that Mona Lisa smile so much of the time these days.
Mike--just a couple of thoughts; Obama's health may be in great shape but his poll numbers are dropping straight off a cliff and there's no code blue crash cart around when he needs it...I also noticed there is no mention of a catscan on his brain...you just have to wonder why...and yes feel free to interject your own punch line here, I'm sure Sarah Palin would...teg
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