Tuesday, March 02, 2010

You Can Make Beer Games Illegal, But As Long As I Have Hands, You Can't Keep Me from Playing 'Thumper' !!!

Mosaic Lens .... To Protect the Innocent From Their Parents.

From the 'Good Luck With That One, Buddy" file..... A county legislator here in Suffolk County, NY has filed a bill to make the sale of Beer Games illegal. It's been a long time since college, where in addition to Economics, I learned Thumper, Bullshit, Up the River Down the River, Asshole, and a few other drinking games. No Beer Pong hadn't quite been perfected by then. Yes, they were lean times, my friend....

Nowadays, instead of a deck or cards, dice and a set of fuzzy rules, they have organized games that you can actually buy.... Try www.beergames.com , and check out the assortment... But, if this guy has his way, we'll have to crawl into the Dark Ages of drinking games again.... I just hope they don't allow them to chop my hands off... And for those of you unfamiliar with Thumper....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dOSP6eds-4

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And you thought that Southerners were bad about preaching against drinking?? At least the good ole SC general assembly hasn't moved quite that far to the right...