Amen, Brother.... MANPOWER !!!
Why are we busting on our fellow Four Horsemen's stones? Well, because we can, and also becuase he'll know we're kidding. Compared to what we did to Earl at his graduation roast, this is tame.... Also, he's 400 miles away, and maybe this one will slip by him while all of his senses are recovering from his DC Metal Show trip....
While we bypassed making any endorsements, Earl put up all of his for this week's runoff. Unlike us, people seem to actually give a shit if Earl picks them or not. This week, we couldn't help notice a little trend.... Blatant Sexism. Yes, Capps endorsed Gresham Barrett over Nikki Haley, Jim Pratt over Nancy Harrelson, and Mick Zais over Elizabeth Moffly. While we're sure Earl had logical reasons for his choices, like Haley is a Sanford clone (and we know how he feels about Sanford), and Harrelson and Moffly are overmatched and underqualified, we can't help but feel that there is an undeniable pattern here: Earl hates candidates with vaginas.... Thank God for Rose Mary Parham!
Hey, we're telling you, this isn't a fluke.... In fact, our crack Minister of Disinformation has uncovered video footage of Earl, displaying sexist behavior - even as a young child! If Will Folks had evidence as solid as this, we'd be seeing a Barrett - McMaster runoff.... Love ya, man !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBIC8JTQMMQ
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3 comments:
Is this Nancy Harrelson?? I'd say that this is America, where everyone is entitled to voicing their own opinion, but I don't think it applies to the blogoshpere. Now WHERE IS that 'Delete Comment' button anyway ????
Anon-Your posts are usually found in the men's room...beside that you need to have an IQ great than room temperature...
all I can say is bring it on
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