Fuzzy Thoughts: The Pool's Open - Come On In , The Water's Fine !!

This Is My Backyard... And I STILL Can't Get Women Here

Welcome to another Sunday, therefore it's time to dust off the week that was, and review anything and everything of the mundane.... The big news overall is that the pool cover is now off, and after the shock and chlorine dump, we're swimming on a daily basis.. It may not seem like a big deal to some of you, but I haven't had a pool since I was 16, and swimming is just about the best exercise there is. Gonna be in the water til my hands are prunes - and someday, I'll get a woman in that hot tub.... Time for Fuzz:

We'll do the basics: it's actually kinda hot for here - mid 80's and it's muggy. Spent 10 minutes on the trampoline with Steven, and looked like I ran a marathon, so I - you guessed it - jumped in the pool. The pool fixes everything, including work stress, of which I had about 67 hours of this week. Someone is trying to kill me.....

In sports, the Yanks are in a dogfight for the playoffs, now that Boston has remembered how to win, and the Mets are running on the heels of the Phi...... uh, the Braves? Dammit, when will Tommy stop being right? Congrats to the Lakers on winning back to back championships, while the Knicks look ahead to the LeBron Lottery. We WANT LeBron on that floor - we NEED LeBron on that floor. Having LeBron here will make all the Isiah Thomas years worth it.....

So, Tony Heyward is on a sailboat on the Isle of Wight (hey, it has good enough for Jimi Hendrix), while Barack Obama and Joe Biden are out playing golf. So, who's more wrong? The answer is neither. Shit, after 5 days, I need a vacation. Don't tell me that you'd be on the phone 24/7/365 until the oil leak stops, because you're full of crap... That's what VP's and Department heads are for. Tony, Barack and Joe (like Moe, Larry and Curly) aren't going to be the ones to stop this - they are powerless to do so...

After 2 weeks of high ratings on BlogNetNews (#7, then #6), we dipped this past week to Number 12. Right where we used to be.... Let's face it - we have no idea why we're still up there, but we are. Thanks again, and BNN, the check is in the mail... Got a quick e-mail from Joshua Gross for defending his honor with Palmetto State Politics. You're welcome, Josh - now get back to work !!

Read an interesting article in Newsday about Indian-Americans running for office, featuring .... Nikki Haley! The funny part was how, aside from her and Bobby Jindal, all the candidates were Democrats, and they were hating on Nikki and Jindal. Seems partisanism knows no ethnic barriers...Funny, no asked for Jakie Knotts opinion on the subject. Must have been at Maurice's, having another pound of BBQ.....

Narcdog (my old band) may have another reunion show soon. Carol's 40th is in the end of July, but our drummer has the same birthdate, and he's having a party at his bar the day before. Can the logistical nightmare be worked out? No problem - FEMA's handling it for us. Uhhhhhh......... Meanwhile, the final arrangements are being made to sell Rancho Reino on Millridge soon. If anyone needs a 3BR/2BA 1270 sq ft house with attached garage, reasonably priced, give me a call.

Understaement of the Week: Joran Van Der Sloot's mom says that 'he's sick in the head, and needs help'. NOOOOOOOO SHIT, Mom. D'ya think? Been watching 'The Real Housewives' shows a bit lately, and can't find ONE of them that I'd tap. They need to go back to Orange County. At least of couple of them were servicable....

Lastly, we were pleased to see AG and also-ran Gov candidate Henry McMaster stumping for Nikki Haley after finishing third. You think after all of the rumors, Old Henry might be looking for some 'thanks and tokens of appreciation'???? WHEEEEEEEE DOGGIE !!!

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