Happy Birthday, Adolf Hitler. These and Other Things You Can't Put On Your Kid's Cake..

One Parent's Stupidity Equals A Kid's Lifetime of Humiliation...

Harvey Danger once said 'been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.' These words seem pretty prophetic when you hear story of Heath and Deborah Campbell's son - Adolf Hitler Campbell. I shit you not......

Little A.H. is only three years old, and every year on his birthday, he seems to have the same problem - the local supermarket refuses to put his name on the cake. Yep, call it a case of uptightedness or not, but the Shop-Rite in Hunterdon County, New Jersey told the Campbell's they would not put 'Happy Birthday, Adolf Hitler' on their cake.... Of course, the Campbell's went across the Delaware River to the WalMart in Easton, Pa. and got the cake done - because WalMart will do anything for a sale..

The odd part is the parents surprise over the whole brouhaha. By the way, their other two kids are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie . Any doubt that Mom & Dad weren't just trying to be funny?? Dad blew it all off. "I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing in on the future and not the past. There's a new President and he says it's time for a change. Well then, it's time for a change. They need to accept a name. A name is a name - this kid isn't going to to grow up and do what Hitler did." Judging by the pedigree, I'd agree with that last statement.....

Dad says he is raising Lil Adolf to accept other races, and to see them socially - something he never did. There is hope for the future. Maybe I'm wrong, and Mom & Dad are just trying to help America take a step forward, and proving a point with their kids names. But, even if that's the case, there's more of a chance that Lil' A.H. and his sisters will endure endless derision from the other kids, and end up resenting their parents as long as they live... Maybe their next kid will be named Lee Harvey or Lizzy Borden . Any other suggestions??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzxDRA93Nk

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