When Getting Kinky, Keep an Eye on the Keys..
Life in Michigan is tough right now. The economy sucks, and it isn't getting any better, the Wolverines stink, and the Lions........ hey, I'm not trying to pile on here. All of these pressures can wear down on people - and sometimes, you have to get inventive to add a little spice to life.
I guess a couple in Dearborn, Michigan decided the best way to mix things up was to get a little frisky in bed. A man handcuffed his wife to the bed during sex, and then....uhh..... he kinda lost...... the keys. Oops! Yeah, I'm sure this happens all the time - not to me, maybe it's happened to you. The cops came by, and used a universal key to undo the cuffs. Case closed.
However, the cop's comment on why no one was cited was pretty funny - " It was more of an intimate relationship case than an unlawful imprisonment." Yeah, he kept it pretty straight for the press, but I bet he had a great story for the wife when he got home..
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4 comments:
we just use cloth you know soft stuff to tie each other up with
An atty was telling a story the other day after work about a property case concerning an easement for a sewer line. The question was whether the easement went up or down the hill. In its Order, the Court took judicial notice that shit flows downhill...
Does this decision set a legal precedent, P-Luv?
Moye , you are a wise man.
Any conicidence that the cuffs in the picture are attached to a hospital bed?
Mikey you naughty child! We heard you were feeling ill...
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