Thursday, August 20, 2009

Drummer Jokes, And Just In Time ..


Too Bad The Firing Squad Is Pointed At Them .....
Next week, I'll be going back to New York for the first time in seven years to have a Reunion Show with my old band, Narcdog. Yes, it should be a really good time, and I'm looking forward to it. I play rhythm guitar, and sing lead vocals. No, my vocal chops aren't quite what they used to be, but I can still sing pretty good.....
It's not easy keeping a band together for a month, let alone nine years. There are ego's, wives, jobs, and the times change... But, we kept it going for a pretty good clip. While I never really considered myself a musician, there is always a member of the band that gets the most grief - the Drummer. The jokes about them are well-known and pretty merciless. Some are funnier than others , but keeping track of all of them was tough - until now....
I found a wesbite that lists virtually every drummer joke out there. Some are interchangeable with Blonde Jokes/Lawyer Jokes, etc... But the truly funny ones are those that apply solely to the percussionist, as drummers prefer being called. Here are a few of them.....
How do you know a Drummer is at your door? The knock keeps speeding up and slowing down...
How can you tell that the stage is level? The Drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth....
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? "hey guys, let's try one of my songs."
What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless....
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream...
How many drummers doe sit take to screw in a light bulb? None, they have a machine to do that now....
What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted.....
What do you call a drummer in a Vokswagen? Farfromthinkin .....
What's the best way to confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him..
Why do drummers put drumsticks on the dash on their car? So they can park in the Handicapped parking spots....
How is a Drum Solo like a sneeze? You know it's coming , but you can't do anything about it....
What do you call a kid with a set of drums? The Poster Child for Birth Control....
What do you call ten drummers together in a circle? A Dope Ring.....
What has Three Legs and an Asshole? A Drum Stool.....
What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money.....
What's the difference between a Pizza and a Drummer? A Pizza can feed a family of four...
Why are band breaks limited to only 20 minutes? So they don't have to retrain the drummer.....
What did the drummer say to the bandleader before the show? 'You want me to play too fast or too slow?' .......
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1 comment:

Boston bound mg said...

I will be in Boston next week