Straight Up, Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol

Hey Paula, It's The Next Finger That You Flip ...

Today, we were Knocked Out, as we officially heard that Paula Abdul is Blowing Kisses In the Wind to American Idol. Those Cold Hearted Snakes at American Idol weren't able to agree to a contract extension for Abdul. Abdul didn't blame the negotiations on her not returning, rather that she was dealign with an impacted colon. Personally, we don't believe that - a Rush, Rush of cash likely would have cleared that blockage right up.....

She will be missed at American Idol, her constant fighting with Simon Cowell were great, although it's obvious that Opposites Attract. Even though her Crazy Cool ways made her seem a bit unhinged at times, it's Just the Way That We Love Her, and she'll be Forever Our Girl....

What the post-American Idol world holds for Paula, only she knows... But there is the Promise of a New Day. However, Paula Abdul can rest assured that there will millions of fans saying they Ain't Never Gonna Give You Up, and maybe even a few guys asking Will You Marry Me.... OK, it's official - I'm out of Paula Abdul songs. DJ Scat Kat out !!

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