Northwest Crew Proves That Planes "Don't Land Themselves" .....
This week's edition of 'one of THOSE stories' has to be the Northwest Airlines plane crew that somehow passed it's destination of Minneapolis, and ended up 150 miles past it in Wisconsin, before they turned around and landed.
The crew , which took off from San Diego, which is German for a whale's vagina, said that they were 'locked in a very intense discussion of a company policy' as they passed the Twin Cities, and they didn't realize that they had passed The Land of Ya until they made it America's Dairyland..... Do you feel stupid? Me either. I smells bulls**t again.....
Since I was dead on about the Balloon Boy Scam last week, I have anointed myself as the Truth Police Chief, or Head BS Inspector, whichever you prefer..... I see only two scenarios as possible here: One, they were actually in a highly charged argument about why the Yankees pulled Mariano Rivera in Game 3 of the ALCS, and put in that Aceves guy for David Robertson. I can see getting a guy getting really agitated over an American League team giving up it's DH like that. However, the flight was from Cali to Minnesota. Even thought the Yanks are taking out teams from both cities, I see this sceario as unlikely. If it were a flight to Newark, JFK or LaGuardia, then maybe it's a possibility.
The second is easy: they fell asleep. This is probably what happened. They put the plane on autopilot, and napped the whole flight away. My advice would be to set your cell phone alarm to go off next time, just in case.... Luckily, Maverick and Goose in the F-16 trailing them left the safety lock on the Stinger Missile until they woke up... Really, who's gonna believe they got in a fight? We've all gotten into arguments whil driving, and missed an exit. But have you even argued for 78 minutes, then said, "Hey, what the f**k happned to Minneapolis?" .......
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1 comment:
They were probably sleeping
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