Tuesday, October 06, 2009

SC6 Real/Fake News: Is The Hammer Is About To Get the Axe on DWTS ?

Damn, Even His Partner is a Democrat !!

According to MSN and sources at ABC, former US House Majority Leader Tom DeLay could soon be leaving 'Dancing With the Stars' - a show that yours truly will NEVER watch... The public reason for DeLay's probable exit from the show is that he has a foot injury which caused him to get the second lowest score of the remaining contestants. We still have our money on Debi Mazar....

But, thanks to our crack investigation unit, we have found out the true reason for The Hammer's ( a nickname that fits, because he dances like someone is trying to hit him in the feet with a hammer) departure is that he tried but was unable to gerrymander the judging totals to give him a majority on the panel, thus ensuring his losing.....

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